ahh! late in for dinner today I fired up an off-brand pot noodle and while carrying it to the lounge successfully spilled it all over myself, burned the **** out of my hand, soaked my phone with the juice, soaked a load of expense receipts I was also carrying and it hit the hall floor and just ****ing exploded....it was literally dripping from the ceiling in my newly decorated hallway. The obvious and considered reaction was to throw an immediate, massive paddy and boot the ****er down the hall while screaming, which has made the whole scenario about 18 times worse :mad::D
 
@Henry_b .

I could nod sagely, me bein all beardy an grey... An old.. er..
An say 'ne'er mine kid, you'll get past that some day, an tootle about like some ole Buddhist monk wif a broom.. Untouched by the vicissitudes of the world, calm in the face of all that might bring ire an rage, unmoved by irritation and the foolish, still as a mountain pool..'

I could say that... :D

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Pot noodles int food! Jeez dude! :p
 
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ahh! late in for dinner today I fired up an off-brand pot noodle and while carrying it to the lounge successfully spilled it all over myself, burned the **** out of my hand, soaked my phone with the juice, soaked a load of expense receipts I was also carrying and it hit the hall floor and just ****ing exploded....it was literally dripping from the ceiling in my newly decorated hallway. The obvious and considered reaction was to throw an immediate, massive paddy and boot the ****er down the hall while screaming, which has made the whole scenario about 18 times worse :mad::D
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@Marmaduke
 
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Mornin' all. Was allowed a lie-in this morn although 'his' normal service has now been resumed. Where is the ice and snow we were promised???:(
 
The conditions ter maykid snow tup thar be quite pacific. It asterd drop int temp by right amount assit fells. So when they fink thar be snow it be difficult ter fink oot ah-edd. Sumfink like one int tu undred chance of it appenin. Odds get betterer if it beer longer period of cold wevver simlar.
 

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