Cud yer mount it ont wud and ang it ont wall. Tis a feind after tall. Served yer well. Shud be given respect int retiremint.Kind offer 'ippo.
But I just unpacked a new one
I shall have to bury my old one,poor thing served me well.
farewell spike..
Could have used 'er here last month to plug a big hole in the river bank which bursted in November. Contractors were there for a few weeks with big machines to fill the gaps, she could have been stuffed in there in a couple of hours and saved a fortune.I would like to see Dianne ( tranny Trevor Mcdonald ) Abbott work in an all white children primary school teaching maths
Just been to the dentist and for my age I have good teeth
Same ere, my quack is nearly blind so I to!e im I is six foot eight.
'Excellent' says he, 'coz if you wuz the five foot eight it says in your records, you'd be a little fat bastid'
Blowing a hooly here tonight
Hmm, that sounds wrong... allow me to rephrase
It's very windy here tonight...
Oh... I do hope that doesn't happen!
and it'svery dark. Poor Colin, 'e got no choice - 'e's today's pillow and 'e's getting very wet.
