About time, we have all been sat here waiting for you.....
Hippo
Lord Hippo
Eye be onnered ter be ere. Never int me wildest dreams wood eye have finked we could get this fred ter 18 farsend posts. It be true there int no limit ter ow much b*llocks yer can post.About time, we have all been sat here waiting for you.....
Eye be garn int baff now. Eye be then choppin fer sum more premium bonds. Then eye be workin ont me castle fer rest ov day. Ah dunt care about new yer. Ah can't stop it appenin. Ah does fink the bombs be fallin ter nite.
Shimsteriom
Master Procrastinator
Must have slept straight through and missed it... Did you have a goodun'
At first i thought this was a plumbing thread.. everyone talking ballcocks
Hippo
Lord Hippo
Eye shut me eyes and pretend it be not appennin.Morning
suew
Well-Known Member
Shimsteriom
Master Procrastinator
Oh dear... nevermind, there's another one in 12 months so hopefully that will be betterer.
Hippo
Lord Hippo
Eye bort meself er wheel crispmus tree. He be called edgar after the dragon ont telly. Am gonner plant him un keep him fer everer.Probably the worst ever but I like hearing everyone else had a good time
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You've upset my dear wee dog a lot - calling him 'b*llocks' has really sent 'im into a downward spiral.
Hippo
Lord Hippo
Eye had no eye deer yer dog was called br*xit. When eye ses b*llocks ter br*xit ah dint realise yer dog took o'fence.You've upset my dear wee dog a lot - calling him 'b*llocks' has really sent 'im into a downward spiral.
'Es a very sensitive little soul and doesn't like people being unpleasant - for any reason.
Not bad at all thank you. And you?Morning
Hicap phill
Well-Known Member
Afternoon.
Drove past the depot for a collection. Hope they are open. This will mean I get a lie in Thursday
Drove past the depot for a collection. Hope they are open. This will mean I get a lie in Thursday
Hicap phill
Well-Known Member
Good evening.
Arrived home to find the good wife is out tonight.
I once again have a quiet night.
Arrived home to find the good wife is out tonight.
I once again have a quiet night.
Shimsteriom
Master Procrastinator
Oh no!!... so you have to make your own tea!
Chip shop????Oh no!!... so you have to make your own tea!
You see, I am on your wavelength, sometimes.
Hicap phill
Well-Known Member
Oh no!!... so you have to make your own tea!
its took her 6 months to realise the cooker was broke.
also I have a gcse in home economics/cookery. Was banned from metal work.
(I think she may cook me a dinner tommorow as we now have a new cooker)
