Hippo
Lord Hippo
They be erbout 5x6 hinch un 18mm fick.Mornin frens. World be quiet terday, us dunt unnerstan why no water is cummin vrum sky.
Lord Hippo - how big be this bit uv bent wood wot be vexing yer? When us boys be mekkin walkin staves, us puts um ont raydeeayter until hot an then bends straight ovver us knee.
Be worth a try.