Mornin' all. It's dark out there, damp but …. no wind.:)
Wee dog caught short this morning so it has been an early start for me, he's now fast asleep under the stars with just his 'pillow' for comfort.:) But 'e's 'appy.
 
Us boys be up early as the Doris ev let cat upstairs zo us dozing be disturbed. Tis a dirty trick to pull on a doting husband. Be wet outdoors an that Dan ont telly weather he rackon twill be pizzundoan most of day. Us boys goan to shed with coffee. Maybe Isle of Arran malt anorl.
 
Eye woz drivin ome last night un me front left wheel went frew wata witch eye din't see untill it were tall over me windscreen. Ma hippo be needin er wash now.
If washed mine every time I went through water there would be no paint left on it! Come to think about it, there would be no metal left either.
 
It be lection day ter day. So we asser day oft from political sh*te cus they cant talk b*llocks ont lection day. Tisser rule. Burrit will eggsplode termorra. It be plastered tall over the web. Tall over telly un the radio be bonkers anorl. This ere fred will beer safe avon fer thems who wish ter void political b*llocks un stick with good ole fashonned normal b*llocks int stead. The sort yer know yer can trust ter be propper b*llocks. Not like the political stuff that be fake b*llocks which they dangle int front of yer wiv hidden motives of gerrin yer vote so's they gerra job.
 

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