fishlander · Jan 23, 2014

Who's eaten all the fecking cake then!!!!???

the_wolf · Jan 23, 2014

Woah who promised cake?!

Unless its battenburg. Don't like battenburg.

fishlander · Jan 23, 2014

the_wolf said:
Woah who promised cake?!

Unless its battenburg. Don't like battenburg.

I popped in for a cup of tea and slice of cake and some git has eaten it all!!

lr110 · Jan 23, 2014

I only had a bit and my pig had some, we can't say no to cake

the_wolf · Jan 23, 2014

Fishlander and I wish we could say no to cake but we weren't offered any to say no to cos someone's eaten it all

Where's 110woman when we need her?

lr110 · Jan 23, 2014

you wouldnt like it, it was mud cake

ZDomZ · Jan 23, 2014

lr110 said:
you wouldnt like it, it was TRATTER cake

Fixed it for ya!

THEengineer · Jan 23, 2014

lr110 said:
you wouldnt like it, it was mud cake

mud+gaylander=stuck

lr110 · Jan 23, 2014

Thanks ZdomZ, I will cook the mud pies for tomorrow, washed down with fresh river water

Hippo · Jan 24, 2014

Some more:

Hippo · Jan 24, 2014

lr110 · Jan 24, 2014

Why are you putting power steering fluid in glasses?

ZDomZ · Jan 24, 2014

Can't be power steering fluid in a true tratter can it!?!!?!?!?

Modern fluids only belong in modern landys, not in pig transporting "git orrf moi laand" vehicles.

Turboman · Jan 24, 2014

ZDomZ said:
Can't be power steering fluid in a true tratter can it!?!!?!?!?

Modern fluids only belong in modern landys, not in pig transporting "git orrf moi laand" vehicles.

I would have to disagree with that one Im afraid! I have power steering and im definitely a pig transporting, get orf moy land kinda guy!

ZDomZ · Jan 24, 2014

Can't be a real proper ruffty tuffty tratter then.. Ya must be one of them girrlly one........

Turboman · Jan 24, 2014

ZDomZ said:
Can't be a real proper ruffty tuffty tratter then.. Ya must be one of them girrlly one........

Well, what do yu thinks goin on here then? A hairdressers appointment?

And now, get orf moy land, or Ill shoot yu, and then Ill shoot yer dog, ee wuz worryin moy sheep!

ZDomZ · Jan 24, 2014

Turboman said:
Well, what do yu thinks goin on here then? A hairdressers appointment?

And now, get orf moy land, or Ill shoot yu, and then Ill shoot yer dog, ee wuz worryin moy sheep!

Well ya could be taking the scenic route to the hairdressers!

Or the sheep shearer...........

ZDomZ · Jan 24, 2014

He's a cat not a dog anyway....... And he prefers helping with the spannering rather than chasing sheep..

the_wolf · Jan 24, 2014

The #### is that plastic monstrosity?

Turboman · Jan 24, 2014

ZDomZ said:
He's a cat not a dog anyway....... And he prefers helping with the hairdressing rather than chasing sheep..

Edited for accuracy!

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