Left the nipper next door with instructions to water the tomato plants.
"Dint need too, rained dinnit."
Feggy nidiot, they is parched an floppy, twerp.
"Dint need too, rained dinnit."
Feggy nidiot, they is parched an floppy, twerp.
Shimsteriom
Master Procrastinator
If you want a job doing properly.........Left the nipper next door with instructions to water the tomato plants.
"Dint need too, rained dinnit."
Feggy nidiot, they is parched an floppy, twerp.
Hicap phill
Well-Known Member
Left the nipper next door with instructions to water the tomato plants.
"Dint need too, rained dinnit."
Feggy nidiot, they is parched an floppy, twerp.
Auto water dispenser needed
Shimsteriom
Master Procrastinator
Here's an example of how stupid some people are, they actually need to be told that the roads might be wet because it's raining.
Hicap phill
Well-Known Member
See @Shimsteriom you Have helped us out...
If only @Turktowner had tweeted a message to the neighbour/young person they would have understood what to do.
Written instructions instead of blah blah blah
If only @Turktowner had tweeted a message to the neighbour/young person they would have understood what to do.
Written instructions instead of blah blah blah
Blah blah blah?
"Right nipper, full watering cans, 3 of (exhibit A), mater plants, also 3 of (exhibit.. wait for it.. yep ..2)
Put half of each of A inter each of each of 2.. OK?
Do the same the day after termorrer (that bein yesdi) right?
Am I missin summink?
I wooden mine iffn he'd cocked up, but jus coz itad "rained" for twenty seconds he dint feel the need to bother!
"Right nipper, full watering cans, 3 of (exhibit A), mater plants, also 3 of (exhibit.. wait for it.. yep ..2)
Put half of each of A inter each of each of 2.. OK?
Do the same the day after termorrer (that bein yesdi) right?
Am I missin summink?
I wooden mine iffn he'd cocked up, but jus coz itad "rained" for twenty seconds he dint feel the need to bother!
Hicap phill
Well-Known Member
Did you mention payment?
Shimsteriom
Master Procrastinator
Based on the outcome, I'd suggest not.
Shimsteriom
Master Procrastinator
Nite All.
Hippo
Lord Hippo
Beat out of him. And nick his sweets anorl. Then smash his fone.
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Morning all
Overcast and breezy today
Shimsteriom
Master Procrastinator
Morning all
Mornin everyone.
Hicap phill
Well-Known Member
Morning.
Been to the horse. He’s fine. Waiting for shops to open.
Been to the horse. He’s fine. Waiting for shops to open.
Hicap phill
Well-Known Member
Been shopping. New camping cooker for the mrs trip away.
3 nice quiet days again....
3 nice quiet days again....
