GRATCH
HUGE MEMBER
It's just like the freak show at the circus, which has lots of people looking at the wets, weirdos, freaks and deviants.
Kerrekted that for you
I hadn't realised this was a Poofta thread.
I feel all violated and durty now.
We can all do our bit to rid ourselves of them. I’ve started a protest group ‘People against the Freelanderer’
saxavordian
Well-Known Member
Which is worse, female rugby team doo or a female hen doo!!
Steady on, my Dad was a philanderer.
On shelves next to the kipper-like ties!Find any platform shoes?
Love it!I was a "novelty tie" person, the zanier the better.
From Marc Chagall looking silk colour kaleidoscopes to ones with a mouse in the middle of a grid pattern.
I had quite a few with musical themes. One they particularly like showed a pair of slightly blurred hands playing a keyboard.
After I had been disciplined for something I didn't do, I got rather angry and my wife bought me one of those ties which if you keep steady and look at in a particular way, eventually shows a 3d image. The image said "sexy".
Of course the kids wanted to know what the tie was all about as it looked like it just had a rather boring pattern, so I told them, and then stood very still in front of one kid and waited, of course he couldn't see it, so I said to the class while he was still staring at it, "You do know that the word "gullible" has been removed from the dictionary." They all laughed, even the kid trying to see the pic. Bit unfair on him I suppose but I wanted to be able to keep on wearing it!
Oh dear, and I thought they were Frau and Fraulien. Today I have the sisters Knee-ertz as well as their mother Frau Thumertz.Morning All.
Poor sleep last night awake 3..6.
Those French ladies are here... Madame Backertz and Madame Knee-ertz.
Shopping later.
Have a good day.
Still we keep battling on, don't we?!
According to the Frog fire brigade at least 80 % more like 90% have a human cause either deliberate, or accidental like chucking a lighted cigarette out of a car window. They are trying to say that things like lightning strikes do not commonly start fires.
and I don't think it is a law, I think it is just the insurance companies doing what they all do, trying to never pay out. Why the gubmint allow it I have no idea.
What is dewdrops lighting? Do they make themselves into little magnifying glasses or summat?
Is you on a shared water main then?Mornin
Dull and cool
Water meter installer says I can't have one but they'll reduce my bill
Got some small pictures of the cars I've owned and goin to hang some of them in the hall
More painting to do now it's not burning hot
Stay busy all
No, the man couldn't install the meter indoors due to lack of space and he couldn't find the stop tap outside so he abandoned the idea.Is you on a shared water main then?
Off out soon to pick up the apple juice we forgot to get yessdi.
Very misty and a bit cooler today, we are I think in the cloud base.
Very misty and a bit cooler today, we are I think in the cloud base.
So how would he, or you, turn the watter off if you needed to, frinstance, change your stop cock?
Barmy!
Afternoon all, not so warm today the sun is having a lay in after all its hard work in recent weeks.
The silly dog managed to get hold of a toad last night bloody foaming at the mouth & she was sick during the night
all I washed her mouth out, well crabbing heran almost sticking her head under water & having my hand down her throat
in there paddling pool then running a hose in her mouth. She was fine in the morning but me =no sleep.
The silly dog managed to get hold of a toad last night
bloody foaming at the mouth & she was sick during the nightall I washed her mouth out, well crabbing heran almost sticking her head under water & having my hand down her throat
in there paddling pool then running a hose in her mouth. She was fine in the morning but me =no sleep.
...that my son called me from Cologne to ask for a favour regarding chaperoning a surveyor at his house while he is away at Gamescom. As we were talking he suddenly lost his ability to speak and then said "What the ****! There's a completely naked woman jogging through the square here totally starkers with everything on show and there's people of all ages here, kiddies too!"
I was going to ask him to get a pic, but thought better of it.
I was going to ask him to get a pic, but thought better of it.
