My boss asked me to log in remotely and check my emails.... 168 from 4 days absence that needed a response
I have spent the last two hours sorting some of them out. Thats it, I will check in again next Thursday evening lol
Eye woked tup earlier un there be england peeps ont telly playing foot balls. It be reet strange as they scored ur goal. Un they be wimmins anorl. Ah fort eye were dreamin.
Is like dating your best mates mum. You want it, you know is gonna hurt one way or another... But still you want it.
Or, alternatively, you're already certified. Go and do something crazy
It's read-only Friday, so it's gonna be a quiet day.
It's also the office summer party tonight, which means everyone is going to be in a good mood and no-one will care that their pooter isn't working properly.