Stone56
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Lots of things you can do with it .add chopped chives or prawns or avocado?
Hippo
Lord Hippo
Avva wot. Eye put some chopped beetroot in. Then some ovvits vinegar. Could still taste it. Orrible stuff.
... that the case of "the mystery bottle of port" has been solved. 
I called my Sister, and she admitted to sending Xmas gifts for us both & Birthday gift for me in 2 separate shipments.
I am no longer under suspicion of having a mistress or any other form of secret admirer.
I called my Sister, and she admitted to sending Xmas gifts for us both & Birthday gift for me in 2 separate shipments.
I am no longer under suspicion of having a mistress or any other form of secret admirer.
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Yer but it must have given your ego a boost while it lastedI am no longer undersuspscion of having a mistress or any other form of secret admirer.
Ask her to quietly send you some aftershave on New Years Eve… we can ‘tune in’ to see what happens then... that the case of "the mystery bottle of port" has been solved.
I called my Sister, and she admitted to sending Xmas gifts for us both & Birthday gift for me in 2 separate shipments.
I am no longer undersuspscion of having a mistress or any other form of secret admirer.
And this week's ironic urinal award goes to the Monkey Brewhouse, Lymington.
There's a couple like that in a Varna pub we have visited a few times
.No idea how they have done the wimmmins?J
Ask her to quietly send you some aftershave on New Years Eve… we can ‘tune in’ to see what happens then
Shirley just sending an ananoneymouse parcel to Mrs C would put the shoe on the other foot
.J
Stone56
Well-Known Member
Next time I'm down ere I shall wear a nice frock an get back to youThere's a couple like that in a Varna pub we have visited a few times
J
Hippo
Lord Hippo
Nasty surprise yesdi. Me black pudding were 2 days oot of date. Started growing little fluffy fings onnit. Fort eye had till crispmus eve. It were up on the 20th. Fed it to me wheelie bin. We is avvin chips and loads of mushrooms tonight. Yep, its their last day today. Gorra eat them up.
Yud fink it'd last longerer than that. Yer did purrit int fridge dincher?
When yer buy summat like that and yer not sure if you'll use in a day or two or it's one of those wiv a Yellow Sticker, put it in the freezer till your sure you want it ...
Yes, that's what it made me think of too. Many moons ago back in the 1990s I remember sitting in an Indian restaurant in Birmingham during a torrential shower of rain in which the road turned into a river. Then a fire engine turned up at the pub opposite. Surely it can't be on fire in all this rain? No, they got the hoses out and proceeded to pump out the cellar. In the same sort of way, we quipped that the landlord should merely have dispensed it at the bar and the customers would drink it over a period of time.
It's hard to believe now, isn't it? The fire brigade actually tuning up within an hour to pump out a cellar. But they used to do that sort of thing in the 1990s.
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WhiskyLassie
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I heard pitsea Tesco was horribleMorning All.
Awful night couldn't sleep.
T-6 and counting.
Shopping today
Have a good day.
