Mornin orl,
Annuva wee trip tu osspiddle zmornin, herself be oat zhootin wiv dugs zo er av the Yeti. Us boys geddun in her skip, was a Fabia. Ow du wimmins av cars laike this? Be laike a feed mill. Crisspackets, digestive crumms, tangled leads. Us yeti no bloody obberadin theatre but gawd almighty.
My missus often wonders out loud why the inside of my Disco, especially the rear paniers or lockers which are full of tools and spares and other stuff needed for driving long distances, is so organised and the opposite of my way of going on elsewhere in my life!!!
 
Fink me squirrel is changing to his winter coat. Need to pump up me tyres as the wevva has gone cold and the tpms fing triggers a warning on all 4 untill they warm up a bit. Then its just one low.
Don't need a tpms on a tratter. Just give each tyre a kick with a steel toe capped boot, if yer foot bounces back the pressures are ok for another month. :cool:
 
My missus often wonders out loud why the inside of my Disco, especially the rear paniers or lockers which are full of tools and spares and other stuff needed for driving long distances, is so organised and the opposite of my way of going on elsewhere in my life!!!

Funny you say that my misses came into the shed the other day & said omg its so tidy & organised in here
why are you not so in the house.....Me (without thinking first) errrr cause you do that for me. (oopps frying pan moment BONG) 🤣🤣🤣
 
Who's got an induction cooker misses likes this..... will I tell her its a waste of money its not cheap lol

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Do you think if I went into my docs and told them I was jobless, as I am, I'd get a course of those weight-loss injections I need?
Beats having to exercise and cut down on my nosh, (which I have already cut down on, and have for years.

Went to the quacks about my wasteline today, he told me "Don't eat anything fatty"
I said, "What - no bacon nor sausages nor burgers or nuffin?"
He said, "No.. don't eat anything.. fatty."

Oldy but goodie 😁
 

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