Yer but he don't want to have to scrat around on your garridge roof to engrave em!Ive got 7000 scotch slates if you need some
Grapes, soooo does you make your own vino??
Bizarrely in the Uk we do have a huge grapevine which produces table grapes with a hint of strawberries in the taste. We did try to make wine from them once, treading them in the old fashioned way, but we picked too early to save as many as we could from the burds that normally eat them and I had to adjust the flavour chemically to make it palatable. That said it was OK.
You do know your have to liquidise the birds & then add vanilla essence to sweeten it before its palatable.
Yer but he don't want to have to scrat around on your garridge roof to engrave em!
The survey says Nope
The 7000 are others ive got in pallets which are for sale. 
Edit yer most were free...
Mr scatter cash"Waste?" Really?
That was money well spent when I did it for the first 9 years of my life before getting married for the first time!!!!
WhiskyLassie
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You got married when you were 9??That was money well spent when I did it for the first 9 years of my life before getting married for the first time!!!!
"My life" wasn't mine until I left school!!!!!!!!
(could have made that clearer. Doh!)
No, you make it like that, you drink a bottle then I'll taste it, maybe!You do know your have to liquidise the birds & then add vanilla essence to sweeten it before its palatable.
"Most"? You is slippin laddie!!The survey says Nope
Edit yer most were free...
Nope, spent my dosh on wine, (well more likely beer tbh), women and cars, the rest I frittered away!Mr scatter cash
"Most"? You is slippin laddie!!
Not exactly I paid 200 quid for 6 pallets & sold half of them for 1200 quid.
And how's about that then folks?Yer Jim fixed it for him.
Only fools and horses work, as the song says.Not exactly I paid 200 quid for 6 pallets & sold half of them for 1200 quid.
"Nice one my son!
Rodney, you are a plonker!!"
You can get anything cheap down Peckham Market!!
Didn't need him, I inherited the Throne of East Dorset at a very young age and my Grand Vizier ensured I married a French Princess as an arranged marriage of that sort would be good financially etc etc.Yer Jim fixed it for him.
Silly beggar got it dead wrong, she came with very little dowry and a big attitude.
Fortunately by then Henry VIII had invented "ye divorce" so I didn't have to get her head chopped off just a little pay off money and the royal coffers didn't take too much of a hit.
So it was back to two years of wine, women and fast cars, until I met an older dowager but with a very healthy dowry and kids already so I didn't have to dip too much into the coffers to be able to maintain my throne as I wished.
You been hitting the wine cellar hard tonight?Didn't need him, I inherited the Throne of East Dorset at a very young age and my Grand Vizier ensured I married a French Princess as an arranged marriage of that sort would be good financially etc etc.
Silly beggar got it dead wrong, she came with very little dowry and a big attitude.
Fortunately by then Henry VIII had invented "ye divorce" so I didn't have to get her head chopped off just a little pay off money and the royal coffers didn't take too much of a hit.
So it was back to two years of wine, women and fast cars, until I met an older dowager but with a very healthy dowry and kids already so I didn't have to dip too much into the coffers to be able to maintain my throne as I wished.
Yes pleaseIve got 7000 scotch slates if you need some
Thanks, shame you are not closer, I could have done one for you.
Just the usual half bot, just felt like a bit of a laugh!You been hitting the wine cellar hard tonight?
(Married at 9, indeed!!)
