Grapes, soooo does you make your own vino?? 🤣 🤣 🤣
Bizarrely in the Uk we do have a huge grapevine which produces table grapes with a hint of strawberries in the taste. We did try to make wine from them once, treading them in the old fashioned way, but we picked too early to save as many as we could from the burds that normally eat them and I had to adjust the flavour chemically to make it palatable. That said it was OK.

You do know your have to liquidise the birds & then add vanilla essence to sweeten it before its palatable. 🤣🤣
 
Yer Jim fixed it for him. 🤣🤣🤣
Didn't need him, I inherited the Throne of East Dorset at a very young age and my Grand Vizier ensured I married a French Princess as an arranged marriage of that sort would be good financially etc etc.
Silly beggar got it dead wrong, she came with very little dowry and a big attitude.
Fortunately by then Henry VIII had invented "ye divorce" so I didn't have to get her head chopped off just a little pay off money and the royal coffers didn't take too much of a hit.
So it was back to two years of wine, women and fast cars, until I met an older dowager but with a very healthy dowry and kids already so I didn't have to dip too much into the coffers to be able to maintain my throne as I wished. :stars: :stars: :stars:
 
Didn't need him, I inherited the Throne of East Dorset at a very young age and my Grand Vizier ensured I married a French Princess as an arranged marriage of that sort would be good financially etc etc.
Silly beggar got it dead wrong, she came with very little dowry and a big attitude.
Fortunately by then Henry VIII had invented "ye divorce" so I didn't have to get her head chopped off just a little pay off money and the royal coffers didn't take too much of a hit.
So it was back to two years of wine, women and fast cars, until I met an older dowager but with a very healthy dowry and kids already so I didn't have to dip too much into the coffers to be able to maintain my throne as I wished. :stars: :stars: :stars:
You been hitting the wine cellar hard tonight? o_O
 

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