Hippo
Lord Hippo
Was lay int bed watching nooker on youtube. Hears me squirrel climb me fence so eye opened me bedroom window and dropped a nut after he climbed down. He ran oft wivvit.
Me socks were int wash and finished so eye gorrup. Said squirrel were lay on me garage apex. After a bit of waving at me window he climbed down. Eye dropped a nutt oot me kitchen window. Then anuvva when he came back.
Eye then started hanging me socks ootside me kitchen door. Eye heard him round the corner climb down me fence so eye chucks a nut round the corner then went inside. It was gone minutes later so he gorrit then run oft. 40 plant pots ootside me kitchen inner big 10x10 foot space. Later on me squirrel on the other side of them 10 foot away where he came under me other fence. He were sat watching me until eye noticed him. He then disappeared.
He appeared back on the end of me slabs where he runs onto me grass. About 16 foot away. Eye frows a nut and it dissapears. Frows another. He looks around and gets it. Then hops oft. This is the first time eye has frowed a nut at him, ootside, where we can see each other.
He came back to the same location so eye moved slowly to clear space to roll a nut at him from 16 foot but he run oft then turned to look at me. Later on he were back on me garage apex but this time at the other end of me garage so he could watch me. Eye messed wiv me socks ferrabit wivvoot looking at him. Eye moved round t'other side of me plant pots and chucked a nut to the end of me slabs. He changed to alert mode ready to run oft so eye left it there. He dissapeared after this. This was all before 10am. He's just bin back so eye dropped a nut oot me bedroom window.
Me socks were int wash and finished so eye gorrup. Said squirrel were lay on me garage apex. After a bit of waving at me window he climbed down. Eye dropped a nutt oot me kitchen window. Then anuvva when he came back.
Eye then started hanging me socks ootside me kitchen door. Eye heard him round the corner climb down me fence so eye chucks a nut round the corner then went inside. It was gone minutes later so he gorrit then run oft. 40 plant pots ootside me kitchen inner big 10x10 foot space. Later on me squirrel on the other side of them 10 foot away where he came under me other fence. He were sat watching me until eye noticed him. He then disappeared.
He appeared back on the end of me slabs where he runs onto me grass. About 16 foot away. Eye frows a nut and it dissapears. Frows another. He looks around and gets it. Then hops oft. This is the first time eye has frowed a nut at him, ootside, where we can see each other.
He came back to the same location so eye moved slowly to clear space to roll a nut at him from 16 foot but he run oft then turned to look at me. Later on he were back on me garage apex but this time at the other end of me garage so he could watch me. Eye messed wiv me socks ferrabit wivvoot looking at him. Eye moved round t'other side of me plant pots and chucked a nut to the end of me slabs. He changed to alert mode ready to run oft so eye left it there. He dissapeared after this. This was all before 10am. He's just bin back so eye dropped a nut oot me bedroom window.
