Us boys back vrum ospiddle, ved dugs, adder sangwedge. Call vrum speshlist nurses: could us pop back in fer zum supplements? Seems us potash be low so need a boost afore starting chemo. Do us care? Nope. Makes us feel important, wot is bedderun impotent.
 
The Landiemad neighbour, who is trying like mad to get back into our good books after the biz with the trees, has just run off, unbidden and come back to lend me his plastic mending staple gun, with a bag full of staples.

Might give it a go when I get a min!
I can think of at least 3 jobs that need doing!
This is the exact one that he has lent me.
 
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