eye fink when yer board ut work yer should be erloud ter go ome erly
Sfursdi terdi, switz fridi termorrer denitz weak end agin
Ant sonziz art anne brite, anne me reel-layz has gotted eay, swam a nappi bunni.
Swavva guddun worreverer yooz iz adoinzof
Eye bring bad news. Tis true. Shreddys be vegan anorl. Ses ont box. Eye as bin eated em fer years but din't know they made em outer animuls. Advert shows em bin nitted ont telly. Tis wrong eye tells yer.
Cyclin narna's?Recycled Nannas ...
Fey iz purrfekt fang queue.Deedo fitem reel lays ?
Izay orl ight ?
Yippee, I like going shopping.... Or did you mean a different grumpy grandadMornin' all ...
Taking Grumpy Grandad shopping Day today ...
Don't blame the chickenFeeling a bit rough, must have been too much chicken and beer last night