I don't know, why can't miss piggy count to 100?
When she gets to 69 shes got a frog in her throat


I don't know, why can't miss piggy count to 100?
And that's only for the wife!...that the old jalopy is having its annual medical on the 2nd Sept and my brother-in-law will be very thorough to ensure that when she passes she is tip-top.
Then I am taking her to have her headlining fettled and after that we are having a lovely 24,000 mile service and then a full valet inside & out.
At my age a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush.Would you have a million quid today or a penny doubled every day for 30 days....
Take the million and pay my mortgage nowWould you have a million quid today or a penny doubled every day for 30 days....
Take the million and pay my mortgage now
More interest to payAh but if you wait......
Tom and jerry?Sounds mad but during storms I put video for cats from YouTube for my cat and it calms her down
Penny doubledWould you have a million quid today or a penny doubled every day for 30 days....
He sits in the corner of the pub, licking his eyebrows.Lick behind your ears??![]()