Nighty night.Goodnight
Tis quiet here without pips....
Nighty night.Goodnight
Tis quiet here without pips....
Woz the telly ok?You a bit banged up? Stairs is bastids.
Was coming down in my old house carrying a telly (in socks) and trod on the pins of the plug. Came down on lower back and elbows (luckily the telly was ickle). Really sore, right elbow still not errrm.. right.
Me tratter is a happy too lately. Passed a parked up lightweight earlier and came back for a look.
Owner was just leaving and offered me a swap! I'd love a lightweight, but Girl is me daily drive.. And she's mine for keeps anyhow
Be careful er puttin toad int microwave. Yer be avvin rpsca round thinkin yer be cookin it fer tea.I couldn't put my headliner on afterall. The toad in the microwave which is stuck on the roof (and will eventually be hidden by the headliner) is proving to be a bu^ger to set. Got a nice 6" external proximity blanket down the sides now, but it's chirping a warning 2 metres away from my tratter rear door then triggering. Gotta fathom it out before I entomb it forever, and before one of the neighbours decapitates me
She gonner hexplode... Run fer ills...Still up so I thought I'd end my day with "I'd just like to say ... that I pumped my tyres up at Sainsburys this aft. My tyres were between 28 and the highest had 32. Made em all 55psi. Steering great now, but it's all a bit trampoline/jolly/bumpy on the pot-holed roads of Lancashire now".
Garages int always got correct value displayed ont screen. Best ter get yersen a measuring fing of yer own.Thanks all. Reduced to above at garage.
Woz the telly ok?
Ere that looks like me
Eye is over ereMornin' all. Where's 'ippo?
Eye be not lost. Just got er lot on. Be back ter full speed int few days.Ere, still no Ippo.
Should we send a search party?
Yer but no but eye int ordered me baffs yet. Tis finkin ard bout problem with little birds un depth. Supplyin arm bands int gonner elp. Puttin pebbles int ferrem ter stand ont might scare em. Un they need takin out fer cleaning out poop. So eye had a sudden eyedear ont fixin depth problem. Dun't put so much watar int baff. Simples. So eye be finkin er gerrin two. Like at swimmin baths. One fer little birds un one fer big birds.I was wondering if he had fallen into the bird bath and is finding it difficult to get out.
Pics or it din't appenHe might be struggling to get out of a puddle, or he could be beached on a kerb
Eye did this eveninHippo's back! Did you fall asleep in the chair?