I "hobbled" round to the newsagents, but no, the papers were not in. :(
Why "Hobbled"? I don't know, but for the past 2 days the big toe on my right foot has been very sore and it hurts like hell when I walk.
Manipulating the toe by hand is very painful too, feels like the joint is seized and inflamed. :(

sounds like gout, try drinking sour cherry extract/juice
 
Was going to give ma hippo a baff today. Went ferra lie down at 1pm while looking on ere fer 10 minnits. Woke up at 3pm. Too late to start so he will havva baff anuvva day. Got me watta filter fing sorted. Gottid some rubber washers from wuk. Fittid the taps. Fort betterer ovvit and added me big metal washers so eye dint damage the rubber ones. The lip ov the tap was only half pressing on the rubber washer inner bit. Filled it wiv watta and all 3 taps leak burrits only a very slow drip. Fink its smeaking frew the tap nut un fred. Not bovvurd about it. Will get worse under watta pressure burrit will still only be a very slow amount. Few drips a minnit int a problem. Eye is very appy wivvit. Stronger than the last one.
Needs a bit of sillycan seeelunt!!
 
see why I like mine as its not a fancy car, its a car that I cannot worry about too much. It has more features in a vehicle than i have ever had.
All cars have problems. Some more than others. The ludd-eyet's on ere will complain aboot lectronics but advances in technology have given us fings like phooters, internet and 24/7 political commentry un review. The DS is a nice car but early ones had problems. They gottid betterer after that but like a lot ov cars there's certain 'design features' hanging around. They is full ov eggspensive parts. When eye were a nippa only rich peeps could drive around in jags. They had the money to buy, run and repair them. Todays peeps are different. They have the money to lease. They can nearly fund running costs but moan about it constantly because they hafter go withoot (cancel nail appointment). They cant always afford to repair as their income doesn't match the life style ov themselfs, they wish to portray to others, on borrowed time (nevva nevva). Yer sea it a lot ovvit on ere in the big freelander section. Peeps wiv heaps which need a constant financial push, to get them going ferranuvva week. Eye believe there be a freshold that one shud not go above when buying cars in order to stay wivvin ones f'eye-nanchul limits. Tis common sense. There's a deadicated DS forum. They love to hate their vehicles in there. Yer dunt gerrany ov that int Freelander section on ere.
 

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