Right, get this.
I won two Hohner Superchromonica chromatic harmonicas in that auction I mentioned.
They both need a little bit of work but nowt to be afraid of.
I have owned a Bandmaster de luxe chromatic harmonica since I was 20 and played it lots.
So I start trying to play my Hohner.
WTF!!!!????? notes missing? In the wrong place? What the FECK is going on?
It is as if you buy a Bluthner piano, learn how to play it then you buy a Steinway and when you hit the keys, which look fecking identical by the way, the same thing happens. Wrong notes. Two keys next to one another both play the same fecking note. Etc?
So for the first time in my life, after a lot of time on tinternet, and after 47 years of playing the old one, I look more closely at my old Bandmaster and see the little words "Seydel's System".
All is clear, as mud.
Never went into it before, always simply played it by ear, very happily.
Now I discover the lost city of feckin Atlantis of the Harmonica world.
There are several ways of designing and building and tuning the layout of the notes on a Harmonica, none of which I ever knew. I know you can tune a guitar lots of different ways, and that there are basically 3 different types of harmonica. But never knew all this sh!t.
It is a tiny bit like learning to drive a car where the gears chosen by the gear lever are different in the same positions on other cars. I even once owned a French Renault 6, left -hand drive and the gear lever sticking out of the dash where reverse was to the left shove it in, 1st was to the left pull it back, 2nd and 3rd were leave it the middle (it springs to there) and shove it in and out and fourth was turn it to the right and shove it in. That didn't take too long to learn.
But this Hohner, which is tuned far more conventionally than my Bandmaster, unbeknown to me (and the Seydel system seems much more logical anyway) is like having 24 gears or 48 when you take into account pushing the button on the end,) And I have to relearn about 1/4 of them.
You may wonder why I was so keen to get these. Well the sound is feckin brilliant and they are the Rolls Royce of harmonicas. The Bandmaster was made in the GDR, ffs! but I never bargained on all this. I should have started with a far more conventional and simple diatonic harp. But a girlfriend asked me what i wanted for my birthday and I told her "a chromatic harmonica" so, bless her, she went out and spent a load of dosh she didn't really have at the time on the one I have had for years. Neither of us knowing that it was a bi of an odd-ball.
Every day is a feckin school day.
And I am FED UP of having to go to school!
I'm feckin retired for God's sake!
Anyway, all this takes my mind of the fact Wifey's leg problem has now been pronounced an "ulcer" which ain't very funny.
All caused by it getting wacked by a car door shutting on it as she was getting into the car during the gales about 3 weeks ago.
Think I'd better go to bed now.
Sleep well all.