Hippo · Dec 11, 2018

Turboman said:
If you want, they can have toppings. But real doughnuts, like the ones I used to get in Canada when I was a kid, are circular, and we used to have them just dusted with sugar.

Yer but no but that is so wrong. Jam of any flavour, custard or even apple of ok. But ter go without... it's just not right. Polo doughnuts are just wrong.

Turboman · Dec 11, 2018

Hippo said:
Yer but no but that is so wrong. Jam of any flavour, custard or even apple of ok. But ter go without... it's just not right. Polo doughnuts are just wrong.

Partly depends on your origins, in North America they are all like that.

However, I do have some rationale for the superiority of the ring doughnut.

The best bit if a doughnut is the crispy bit on the outside, not the doughey bit in the middle.
With a ring, you have more surface area for a given volume than with a lump.

Mackers · Dec 11, 2018

A doughnut is only a doughnut if it is fried and has a hole. Any supermarket or Greggs 'doughnut' is simply a chewing gum bap impregnated with gunk

Hicap phill · Dec 11, 2018

The only good thing for a ring doughnut is hoopla.
You can end up in a sticky mess with the jam ones

So the mrs has just informed me

Hippo · Dec 12, 2018

Yer but no but this ere ring doughnut is all wrong. The daily fail ses "dow nuts" were first invented int 1800 so they is british.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/ar...unearthed-invented-English-upper-classes.html

so am sticking with that

Hippo · Dec 12, 2018

eye is going to bed
night

Dippypud · Dec 12, 2018

Mornin' all

Turktowner · Dec 12, 2018

Mornin peeps.
Is turnin colderer, mind you wrap up...
An don't wear yer coat indoors, yer won't feel the benefit

Mackers · Dec 12, 2018

Morning y'all. Don't go out with wet hair or your brain'll freeze. Cows aren't lying so no rain my neck of the woods. Drink plenty of whiskey if you're not trattering. It'll warm the cockles of your heart.

Hicap phill · Dec 12, 2018

You lot are happy this morning.

Morning

Turktowner · Dec 12, 2018

Hicap phill said:
You lot are happy this morning.

Morning

Yep, off work ain't i?

Hippo · Dec 12, 2018

Eye is awake

derwendolly · Dec 12, 2018

dry, dark but not particularly cold.

Turktowner · Dec 12, 2018

Finally got out of bed (yes, lazy hound) and had a yawn and stretch.. I sound like a bowl of Rice Krispies.

Shimsteriom · Dec 12, 2018

Turktowner said:
Finally got out of bed (yes, lazy hound) and had a yawn and stretch.. I sound like a bowl of Rice Krispies.

You'll need to go back to bed after all that exertion!

Hippo · Dec 12, 2018

Turktowner said:
Yep, off work ain't i?

Yer but no but I just had 2 days oft and came back to a bigger mess than I left. Time oft is over rated. See if yer can get it cancelled.

Turktowner · Dec 12, 2018

Hippo said:
Yer but no but I just had 2 days oft and came back to a bigger mess than I left. Time oft is over rated. See if yer can get it cancelled.

Yer not wrong. However swmbo is spectin me ter tek er oft fer a romantic burfdi weekend int she. Am snookered

Hicap phill · Dec 12, 2018

Turktowner said:
Am snookered

Always pot the pink not the brown

Mackers · Dec 12, 2018

Hicap phill said:
Always pot the pink not the brown

Isn't the latter advocated by the catholic church as the only permissible birth control?

Hicap phill · Dec 12, 2018

At home in the warm.

Chicken soup for tea.

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