Is that a shadow of the farmer taking aim at the bottom of the pic?
Hicap phill
Well-Known Member
Why buy a camper van & a caravan?
Oh they must have screaming kids
(& the pitch next to you
)
Guess what?
Wifey did it AGAIN!
she put an egg on to hard boil for the dogs and forgot.
Until I smelt it and thort it was summat else.
Caught it a bit earlier this time, so she won't have to spend quite as long cleaning up the pan.
As we were in the house I did ask her why she hadn't put the cooker's timer on.
No response!
Wifey did it AGAIN!
she put an egg on to hard boil for the dogs and forgot.
Until I smelt it and thort it was summat else.
Caught it a bit earlier this time, so she won't have to spend quite as long cleaning up the pan.
As we were in the house I did ask her why she hadn't put the cooker's timer on.
No response!
Well we have consumed far more alcohol than usual today, what wiv being invited for lunch by our Dutch friends then to "apéritif dinatoire" by some others we have just got back in.
Learned that our Dutch friends are moving house, which is nice as the one they are in at the mo isn't really what they want, and that our nearest neighbour's wife left him over a year ago, which is also interesting as he earns a packet, she was his secretary and pretty hot for her age!
You'd a thort we'd have noticed her absence but having been out of circulation for a while here plus he is about 300 yds from our place, if not more, her absence hadn't really registered.
So life moves on!
Fink I'm off to kip fairly soon.
Learned that our Dutch friends are moving house, which is nice as the one they are in at the mo isn't really what they want, and that our nearest neighbour's wife left him over a year ago, which is also interesting as he earns a packet, she was his secretary and pretty hot for her age!
You'd a thort we'd have noticed her absence but having been out of circulation for a while here plus he is about 300 yds from our place, if not more, her absence hadn't really registered.
So life moves on!
Fink I'm off to kip fairly soon.
Guess what?
Wifey did it AGAIN!
she put an egg on to hard boil for the dogs and forgot.
Until I smelt it and thort it was summat else.
Caught it a bit earlier this time, so she won't have to spend quite as long cleaning up the pan.
As we were in the house I did ask her why she hadn't put the cooker's timer on.
No response!
Give the dogs raw eggs they likes them just as much
.I would make a joke about wimmins and kitchens but that would be a bit Insensitive. You need to keep an eye on her Stan
. your gonna run out of pans if she keeps on like this(sorry).Move your seating arrangement, start sitting at the kitchen table more for your cuppas. Talk to her.
J
The pans are all stainless steel so can look after themselves.Give the dogs raw eggs they likes them just as much
I would make a joke about wimmins and kitchens but that would be a bit Insensitive. You need to keep an eye on her Stan
Move your seating arrangement, start sitting at the kitchen table more for your cuppas. Talk to her.
J
Normally in the kitchen she is ace.
We do have cuppas and I do talk to her. In fact it is a standing joke that she has made me about 5 cups of tea or coffee in my life with her as it is always me who makes them and ensures her hydration level is OK.
She just forgot, again.
She won't do it again I don't think.
It is just that we had had a good lunch and I think she fell asleep on the sofa while I was on here! (I can't see through the back of the sofa from where I use my laptop.)
Nite peeps, sleep tite
The pans are all stainless steel so can look after themselves.
Normally in the kitchen she is ace.
We do have cuppas and I do talk to her. In fact it is a standing joke that she has made me about 5 cups of tea or coffee in my life with her as it is always me who makes them and ensures her hydration level is OK.
She just forgot, again.
She won't do it again I don't think.
It is just that we had had a good lunch and I think she fell asleep on the sofa while I was on here! (I can't see through the back of the sofa from where I use my laptop.)
Why didn’t you say she was ****sed would of been so much easier to understand
.I am sure you said she wouldn’t do it again last time
.J
Do you get to full speed ahead captain, and run it up the beach as far as possible at high tide? like they do in some places
J
No not quite we cut all the main super structure off along side the pier, then take the guts out
& then drag it up the slip way at high tides and slice it up bit by bit....
Tide came in rapid and it didnt float haha
Is that a shadow of the farmer taking aim at the bottom of the pic?
Haha thats funny
Heevnin ol,
Weerrl, Shimmy dint turn up, so the leftover pizzas went ome wif whoever wanted em, ergo plenny well fed rug rats hereabouts this evenin.
Why'd they makes a pizza a regular fella carnt finishes em though?
(@Shimsteriom excluded, obverously, he int normal.. free legs an all that)
There was loads left, even the usually reliable workshop gannet was beat
Anyway, has been a very long week, an I is..
Out
Weerrl, Shimmy dint turn up, so the leftover pizzas went ome wif whoever wanted em, ergo plenny well fed rug rats hereabouts this evenin.
Why'd they makes a pizza a regular fella carnt finishes em though?
(@Shimsteriom excluded, obverously, he int normal.. free legs an all that
)There was loads left, even the usually reliable workshop gannet was beat
Anyway, has been a very long week, an I is..
Out
Shimsteriom
Master Procrastinator
Oi... what's all this "Don't tell Shimmy" stuff... I fort we woz mates......Ssshhhh...
Don't tell Shimmy, but..
Chap here is leaving today so the boss has sprung for pizzas. Sausage an pepperoni? Over ere son..
I is stuft, anybody wanna slice?
Shimsteriom
Master Procrastinator
Yes, please do.....Shimmy will be along later, please save him a slice
Shimsteriom
Master Procrastinator
Shimsteriom
Master Procrastinator
I'm here now.... shirly there must be some slices left over...... you lot can't have eated it all.....Weerrl, Shimmy dint turn up, so the leftover pizzas went ome wif whoever wanted em, ergo plenny well fed rug rats hereabouts this evenin.
Why'd they makes a pizza a regular fella carnt finishes em though?
(@Shimsteriom excluded, obverously, he int normal.. free legs an all that
There was loads left, even the usually reliable workshop gannet was beat
Anyway, has been a very long week, an I is..
Out
Shimsteriom
Master Procrastinator
Shimsteriom
Master Procrastinator
... that I'm still awake.... on a skool night
Oh, that's right.... I don't have to go to work tomorrow because it's a Manx bank holiday.
Oh, that's right.... I don't have to go to work tomorrow because it's a Manx bank holiday.
Shimsteriom
Master Procrastinator
No action on here tonight, so I'm off to hide under the duvet knowing that it isn't time limited.
Maybe a 10am rise is in order.
Nite All.
Maybe a 10am rise is in order.
Nite All.
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