Ants keep pulling the sand oat from under me drive. Eye put powder down but dint wurk. Used paper to funnel powder down the cracks but dint stop em. Yesdi eye gottid me own back by pulling some stuff oat from between me bricks wivva hook fing. About 30 ants shot oat. So eye then pulled the brick oat and there were hundreds ov da bastids.

So eye pulled oat 6 bricks to find a massive nest of da bastids. Put powder down and minced up the sand un eggs wiv me hook fink. Watched em running around panicking then put me brick back.

Eye did 3 areas wiv powder then put jeyes fluid ont one to see if that wuks. So far eye is quite appy wivvit.
 
And I've been racking my brains to try and remember which comedy show it was.
Spike Milligan? Michael Bentine? Dick Emery? the Telly Goons?
Can't remember, but it always involved a nutty-looking old bloke in oilies and a sou'wester shouting "Shackle's away" on bashing the pin outa the shackle on the back of a lifeboat on a slipway and something then going wrong with the launch, which we all laughed at.
Anyone?
(You'd have to be about my age I think!);)
 
Hippo said:
Ants keep pulling the sand oat from under me drive. Eye put powder down but dint wurk. Used paper to funnel powder down the cracks but dint stop em. Yesdi eye gottid me own back by pulling some stuff oat from between me bricks wivva hook fing. About 30 ants shot oat. So eye then pulled the brick oat and there were hundreds ov da bastids.

So eye pulled oat 6 bricks to find a massive nest of da bastids. Put powder down and minced up the sand un eggs wiv me hook fink. Watched em running around panicking then put me brick back.

Eye did 3 areas wiv powder then put jeyes fluid ont one to see if that wuks. So far eye is quite appy wivvit.
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My granny used to boil a kettle and pour boiling watter over an ants nest. It boiled the eggs and killed the living ones. Seemed to work!
We find ant powder works well too, they takes it off from where you put it back to the nest where it kills all the others.


allegedly!
 
Hippo said:
Ants keep pulling the sand oat from under me drive. Eye put powder down but dint wurk. Used paper to funnel powder down the cracks but dint stop em. Yesdi eye gottid me own back by pulling some stuff oat from between me bricks wivva hook fing. About 30 ants shot oat. So eye then pulled the brick oat and there were hundreds ov da bastids.

So eye pulled oat 6 bricks to find a massive nest of da bastids. Put powder down and minced up the sand un eggs wiv me hook fink. Watched em running around panicking then put me brick back.

Eye did 3 areas wiv powder then put jeyes fluid ont one to see if that wuks. So far eye is quite appy wivvit.
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Who's making more of a mess of the driveway..... ;)
 
Hippo said:
Ants keep pulling the sand oat from under me drive. Eye put powder down but dint wurk. Used paper to funnel powder down the cracks but dint stop em. Yesdi eye gottid me own back by pulling some stuff oat from between me bricks wivva hook fing. About 30 ants shot oat. So eye then pulled the brick oat and there were hundreds ov da bastids.

So eye pulled oat 6 bricks to find a massive nest of da bastids. Put powder down and minced up the sand un eggs wiv me hook fink. Watched em running around panicking then put me brick back.

Eye did 3 areas wiv powder then put jeyes fluid ont one to see if that wuks. So far eye is quite appy wivvit.
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You might have got Ant, but Dek will now make yer life living hell-)
 
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