Maybe he's Scots and his neebs are Injuns. "Chief" and "pow wow" would seem to imply that!I fink you're confusing Injuns and Scottish again.
Wouldn't surprise me.
"Is anything worn under the kilt?"Wouldn't surprise me.
Eh? Forgive me ignorance, but it’s Monday, tomorrow…in my bit of happiness…where are you? Scotland? They are a bit confused-;As it's saturday tomorra I may have another beer.
Have you actually smoked one of those? Absolutely disgusting, nearly as bad as Camels…
As a relatively noo contribootor to this fred, you need a bit of introduction to the basics. Working peeps have Mondays, Tuesdays, Wednesdays, Thursdays, Poets day and weekends. Us in the re-tyred contingent have six saturdays and one Saturday every week. And we have bank holidays off
As a relatively noo contribootor to this fred, you need a bit of introduction to the basics. Working peeps have Mondays, Tuesdays, Wednesdays, Thursdays, Poets day and weekends. Us in the re-tyred contingent have six saturdays and one Saturday every week. And we have bank holidays off
Well i'm sitting here and there is no noise outside, or flashes of light, but every now and then the lights dim for a nano second.
So I suppose I'll have to unplug the box again.
Pain!
did very little today, it's sundaay innit?!
Managed to mend my new sunglasses, one lens and the stoopid screw fell out when I asked Wifey to get them out for me when we were driving down here. Don't have jewellers screwdrivers here, obvs, so had to improvise. Never wear the blasted things much anyway, makes it more difficult to read the instruments, especially the kph on the speedometer, and even Tom Tom seems dimmer, not that he's very bright at the best of times. He so often wants us to drive off the obviously straight A road route to a place, down some smutty side road.
Got to go to the Hotel des Finances tomoz, if they are open, to stop them sending the bailiff round to collect for the water bills we haven't paid, as Stan made the same mistake as last year, forgot to tell SIVAT (water company) of change of address when we was away!
Always tell EDF and the town hall, for the local taxes, just forget Sivat, their bills being so low.
Thinking now the dog with the lump may have a hernia, it feels a bit like one.
We'll find out soon enough.
You can see why we laugh when we call out place a "holiday home", who does this sort of sh!t on holiday?
Sleep well folks!
Consider yer sen lucky. I'll probably get a bottle of milkGuid afternoon
Lazy day
Well gym for an hour and just in from a 5 mile walk in between torrential rain showers (ok got a bit wet)
So despite the rain its warm and humid and having a beer to cool down (did I say one ?)
Fried chicken n beer for dinner.
Looking forward to my last couple of days at work.
My colleagues surprised me on Friday with a we collection (£285) and speech
Did not know my work mates liked me so much, perhaps I'll stay .........................no danger.
Err no as I'm under 60No Chinos then?
Spoke like a true Jeremy Clarkson!!
