He prolly uses just the fork or when he picks up the knife he holds it like a pen!Ya see, you iz posh bruv innitI use me fingers bruv
I ain't eatin hanyone's fingas, eye ain't a cannibubble!That would make you posh if it was a finger buffet
Nobody who is anybody has more than one butler, it would be ostentatious in the extreme and only lead to strife below stairs.
@kevstar must be well knackered,
Or had too many rums!
He ain't usually this quiet!
Last night's £52 takeaway for wifey's birthday ended up in the dogs and we both got such queasy stomachs that we ate bugrall till this affos roast beef which be both left half of. Ain't eaten nowt else.
(Cept brekker which was fine.)
Did nowt today, usual for Sunday.
Rained a fair bit too.
Nite peeps.
and for all those who scored "posh", tootle pip!
Or had too many rums!
He ain't usually this quiet!
Last night's £52 takeaway for wifey's birthday ended up in the dogs and we both got such queasy stomachs that we ate bugrall till this affos roast beef which be both left half of. Ain't eaten nowt else.
(Cept brekker which was fine.)
Did nowt today, usual for Sunday.
Rained a fair bit too.
Nite peeps.
and for all those who scored "posh", tootle pip!
Morning all, running a tad late today. Dog is now walked and I am on the settee watching YouTube. Have a great day!
Shimsteriom
Master Procrastinator
Good morning early birds.
Another grim start to the day, no rain but it looks like it could start at any moment.
Enjoy your week
Another grim start to the day, no rain but it looks like it could start at any moment.
Enjoy your week
It's not raining! we've been promised some sun but that hasn't got out of bed yet.
Today we are allowed to go to the pub but the dogs didn't seem very impressed when I told them.
Have I heard back from the caravan dealer? I'll leave you to think up the answer. I have tried to book something in the hope that I might be able to go away but my chosen site has nothing until mid September. Only seven days usage in a year doesn't seem like value for money by my reckoning.
we've been promised some sun but that hasn't got out of bed yet.Today we are allowed to go to the pub but the dogs didn't seem very impressed when I told them.
Have I heard back from the caravan dealer? I'll leave you to think up the answer. I have tried to book something in the hope that I might be able to go away but my chosen site has nothing until mid September. Only seven days usage in a year doesn't seem like value for money by my reckoning.
Fuck off peasant, and I did the test ages ago so I know I is a peasant too!
Were are we going for the next Peasants' Revolt? Bozza's place?
Or Turktown!!!
Worryingly, I got nine
Right!
Who wants a cuddle then!?
Keeps safe folks
Who wants a cuddle then!?
Keeps safe folks
@derwendolly would like a cuddle as she is having issues with her caravan!!Right!
Who wants a cuddle then!?
Keeps safe folks
Hicap phill
Well-Known Member
Morning.
Nothing to report this morning.
Nothing to report this morning.
Hope you had a good weekend Phill, where you off to today?
Hicap phill
Well-Known Member
I’m sat at Bristol. was in a queue for 40 mins only to be told wrong queue.
So once round the block & join the other 1.well it’s been over 12months since I was last here.
Think I’m local(ish) today.
hows retirement feeling? @My Old Landy
