tis a random divot chucked by the lady in the green anoraky thing, she's obvs very proud of the height achieved!It’s an escaped haggis
tis a random divot chucked by the lady in the green anoraky thing, she's obvs very proud of the height achieved!It’s an escaped haggis
Used to have one of those enormous CD greatcoats. Luvly cept the buttons kept coming off no matter how well you resewed em back on.Anyul civul defence... Sounds like somefink left over from the cold war or ww2. Not up ter the standard ov dads army.
Is this in defence ov yer eye'land ter practice running if yer invaydid by a bunch ov frogs armed wiv flick nifes?
he.she/the transgender person can dress as he/she the tranny wants.........
(don't fancy him/her/the TGperson much anyway!)
Oh that's sad news, very sorry you've lost a friend.
Glass raised to your mate.
god you've been on the speed again!You dont fancy the himshe much what we taking here 20% 30% 40% 50%???
So sorry to hear all this.Thanks buddy. SWMBO is in bits.
You dont fancy the himshe much what we taking here 20% 30% 40% 50%???
Thanks buddy. SWMBO is in bits.
god you've been on the speed again!
I'll have to give it a closer look, the pic I mean then re-look at the number forst thougth of multply it by a factor, Max Factgor prolly, then scew boff eyes up as I has been on the whikey.
Just had a re-look and aksherlly, with du conshideration I don't fancy it, at all even if I was on a desert island with it. I'd eat it and fuck a conch! (And screw her conchientious objections!)
So sorry to hear that you have lost a good friend.Would note the passing of a friend of mine. Silly sod fell down the stairs to his flat, circumstances predictable I'm afraid. Well known round here...
Bricklayer, drinker, hardman, biker, addict, father... and our friend.
If you get a mo, please raise a glass to Mr Jonny Woodman.
Thank you.
Eye will drink me tea in his honourWould note the passing of a friend of mine. Silly sod fell down the stairs to his flat, circumstances predictable I'm afraid. Well known round here...
Bricklayer, drinker, hardman, biker, addict, father... and our friend.
If you get a mo, please raise a glass to Mr Jonny Woodman.
Thank you.
Is that cos he gets angry when he cant do his own shoe laces?He’s talking about poor old @Shimsteriom ! Apparently he doesn’t fancy him and didn’t know that @Shimsteriom is actually a bit of a cross dresser
CONCH. a type of shell, like thisYa cant back track now yuk, Btw was the couch there before you were on the desert island
or did it get washed up. Just askin..
CONCH. a type of shell, like this
You wouldn't find a hole like that on a couch.
Mind you I haven't seen your couch!
Could always put the conch on the couch I spose!
Knew you woz, just wanted an opportunity to put a nice pic of a conch shell on a beach up to remind you you won't get that on the strand in Scotty land! More's the pitty!
Yes I know I was takin the pizz
Brings a burst couch to a hole new meaning.
Knew you woz, just wanted an opportunity to put a nice pic of a conch shell on a beach up to remind you you won't get that on the strand in Scotty land! More's the pitty!
I nose wot a couch was. We have other nice things on our beaches like whirlpools & hotpoint.....
Eye bin lukkin at gsm diallers fer me cassul alarm terday. They ring yer when yer alarm goes oft so yer can start panni-kin.