Anyul civul defence... Sounds like somefink left over from the cold war or ww2. Not up ter the standard ov dads army.

Is this in defence ov yer eye'land ter practice running if yer invaydid by a bunch ov frogs armed wiv flick nifes?
Used to have one of those enormous CD greatcoats. Luvly cept the buttons kept coming off no matter how well you resewed em back on.
 
You dont fancy the himshe much :eek: what we taking here 20% 30% 40% 50%??? o_O:p
god you've been on the speed again!
I'll have to give it a closer look, the pic I mean then re-look at the number forst thougth of multply it by a factor, Max Factgor prolly, then scew boff eyes up as I has been on the whikey.
Just had a re-look and aksherlly, with du conshideration I don't fancy it, at all even if I was on a desert island with it. I'd eat it and fuck a conch! (And screw her conchientious objections!):D:D:D:D:D
 
Thanks buddy. SWMBO is in bits.

I can imagine :( My misses lost her brother a year an half ago. she was broken.
He died from blood clots in the lungs, same as what I had in March scary as fook
I cant imagine what she felt when the doctors told her.
She deal with things different from me wants to talk bla bla bla I just go quiet & like
to be myself.
 
god you've been on the speed again!
I'll have to give it a closer look, the pic I mean then re-look at the number forst thougth of multply it by a factor, Max Factgor prolly, then scew boff eyes up as I has been on the whikey.
Just had a re-look and aksherlly, with du conshideration I don't fancy it, at all even if I was on a desert island with it. I'd eat it and fuck a conch! (And screw her conchientious objections!):D:D:D:D:D

Ya cant back track now yuk, Btw was the couch there before you were on the desert island
or did it get washed up. Just askin..
 
Would note the passing of a friend of mine. Silly sod fell down the stairs to his flat, circumstances predictable I'm afraid. Well known round here...
Bricklayer, drinker, hardman, biker, addict, father... and our friend.

If you get a mo, please raise a glass to Mr Jonny Woodman.

Thank you.
So sorry to hear that you have lost a good friend. :(
I am raising a glass right now in his memory .... farewell and God speed Jonny Woodman.
 
Ya cant back track now yuk, Btw was the couch there before you were on the desert island
or did it get washed up. Just askin..
CONCH. a type of shell, like this
conch-shell-beach-5275787.jpg


You wouldn't find a hole like that on a couch.
Mind you I haven't seen your couch!
Could always put the conch on the couch I spose!;););):):):)
 
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