doriz · Dec 24, 2020

Should have a shave really these whiskers are itching to buggery.

Wimblowdriver · Dec 24, 2020

Hippo said:
Someone gas shouted 'boris as cooked breakfust'

Apparently he has got a deal. Got two for one pizzas for his lunchtime meeting. I saw them on the telly carrying the boxes in to No 10.

DevonGuy · Dec 24, 2020

Hippo said:
Eye finks its funny boris is keeping the news peeps waitin. They've been ont over time all day. Normally news slows down this time of year. They be oat side int cold waitin. Someone gas shouted 'boris as cooked breakfust'

Yus. Now the EDL and Faragistas have won, how long before we can repatriate overpaid foreigners like Boris and the Premier League players?

Shimsteriom · Dec 24, 2020

doriz said:
Should have a shave really these whiskers are itching to buggery.

Who are they itching?

Hippo · Dec 24, 2020

DevonGuy said:
Yus. Now the EDL and Faragistas have won, how long before we can repatriate overpaid foreigners like Boris and the Premier League players?

We need ter keep boris. E's our pm. We can sell the footballers.

Wimblowdriver · Dec 24, 2020

Shimsteriom said:
Who are they itching?

Wot are they itching?

DevonGuy · Dec 24, 2020

Hippo said:
We need ter keep boris. E's our pm. We can sell the footballers.

He can't keep his secret much longer. Us all knows he be Nige Farridge in a sumo suit. He'll av the Britain First bodyguards as well in no.10

Hippo · Dec 24, 2020

DevonGuy said:
He can't keep his secret much longer. Us all knows he be Nige Farridge in a sumo suit. He'll av the Britain First bodyguards as well in no.10

NF is a goal hanger James goldsmith startid it all.

doriz · Dec 24, 2020

Darkness is almost upon us

DevonGuy · Dec 24, 2020

Hippo said:
NF is a goal hanger James goldsmith startid it all.

That be true an him anuvver vückin furriner anorl.

marjon · Dec 24, 2020

Hippo said:
Eye finks its funny boris is keeping the news peeps waitin. They've been ont over time all day. Normally news slows down this time of year. They be oat side int cold waitin. Someone has shouted 'boris as cooked breakfust'

Larry the cat has been entertaining the press

J

My Old Landy · Dec 24, 2020

Hmmm, lets all keep calm and carry on

Hippo · Dec 24, 2020

My Old Landy said:
Hmmm, lets all keep calm and carry on

Nowt happened. Nowt ter see or here.

Hippo · Dec 24, 2020

doriz · Dec 24, 2020

Anyone tracking Santa?

Hicap phill · Dec 24, 2020

Good evening. You will all be pleased I made it home. Except I got to Cardiff & the place was closed

Wasted 2hrs but hey at least I’m home.
Now to relax for a few hours.
Just letting the glue gun warm up,it’s quicker than sellotape

have fun tonight everyone

Hippo · Dec 24, 2020

doriz said:
Anyone tracking Santa?

Na. We is trakkin boris.

Hippo · Dec 24, 2020

Hicap phill said:
Good evening. You will all be pleased I made it home. Except I got to Cardiff & the place was closed
Wasted 2hrs but hey at least I’m home.
Now to relax for a few hours.
Just letting the glue gun warm up,it’s quicker than sellotape

have fun tonight everyone

Dump it in front of their gates. That'll teach em ter close.

Hicap phill · Dec 24, 2020

Hippo said:
Dump it in front of their gates. That'll teach em ter close.

No I have swapped trailers instead. I am been nice today

marjon · Dec 24, 2020

Hippo said:
Littul bastid

Sorry but that’s what cats do, some do it better though and don’t let the catch go

J

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