Coulda just sprayed her name on the bonnet wiv a rattlecan!Correctomondo
& to score some brownies
Choclut amper?Buts we has to play nice.
We dint ave one either btw. We gots to choose a Namper instead, which I prefer to all that fake bonhommee in a crap pub.
Looks purdy good acherly. Though SWMBO won't let me open it proper til nex week
Coulda just sprayed her name on the bonnet wiv a rattlecan!
Fewer brownies though.
Or given her a Mini Key-ring wiv her name on it.
Somewhere i have a belt with a nice enamel and glass Mini as the buckle.
Don't need it any more as will never have a Mini again!
But the belt wouldn't fit her, 34"!
Probably a wicker one.
That be no good ter eat.
Wifey is a size 12 up top and a 10 below, if that makes sense, and she's 73! The only place she can get a bra to fit properly is in France cos Brit women just aren't built like that, but she still pays about €70 for each one!Mmm I should have got her a key ring haha (too late noo)
She is a size 10 whatever that is in inches I wont say what she is up top but she is a
Farrah Fawcett double
That would be one heck of a price, no thank god! But have to say each bra is a work of art both engineering-wise and style, cunning and naughtiness factor.For each boobie?
That must be one shopping trip you really don't mind going on.
On the same trip she tends to buy perfume as well.That must be one shopping trip you really don't mind going on.
Oi, Stanleysteamer.....Nite all!
Sleep tight!
