Turktowner · Dec 13, 2020

Marmaduke said:
That'll start when I start making things go ka-boom

Bought some ill advised large Chinese fireworks from an eastern European bloke for Guy Fawkes. First rocket went up an me, SWMBO, Ma Turks an Little Turks was giggling like a treefull of monkeys on acid.

Even Tigger was impressed, an he's a Fuggin maniac

Shimsteriom · Dec 13, 2020

marjon said:
you should know by now I don’t do spoilers

Nah, I never meant you.

Sometimes other posters do mention winners by accident.

Shimsteriom · Dec 13, 2020

DanClarke said:
Economising due to change in earnings, or just not needing super-fast speeds?

A bit of both to be honest.

I originally had a 40Mbit connection but I've never used anywhere near that capacity so I thought I'd downgrade.

kevstar · Dec 13, 2020

My neighbour made my dinner tonight.....prawn cocktail, Spanish chicken, mince pie n ice cream
oh an a glass O wine.

Now I shall crack open a bottle of rum cheers you lot.

Turktowner · Dec 13, 2020

Hicap phill said:
What are the rules on explosives stuff???
I could have about 10kgs of black powder before I got into trouble with plod.
Oh & when ever I flew I would make sure all my clothes were brand new as I got fed up been swabbed for nitrates etc

Good point.
But don't Peeps gets frowned on making bangy stuff these days?

Simly..

I is plinking down the garding wif me AEG tuther day (6mm plastic beebees),
targets only, all above board an legal.
Mavis, three doors up is hanging out the bedroom window. 'Ere, izzat gun real!?' she squalks.
'No' says I. 'Is a figment of my magination..'

Turktowner · Dec 13, 2020

Def90man said:
Ooh ooh, what do we win?

is she a ~~ginacol~~ ~~jinacollo~~ does she look at other ladies front bottoms?

Int that a Les Beans?

(Bloody predictive text..

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Turktowner · Dec 13, 2020

kevstar said:
My neighbour made my dinner tonight.....prawn cocktail, Spanish chicken, mince pie n ice cream
oh an a glass O wine.

Now I shall crack open a bottle of rum cheers you lot.

Reckon he has a shine for you buddy

Turktowner · Dec 13, 2020

Turktowner said:
Reckon he has a shine for you buddy

How do you pronounce "gee, aitch, bee" up your way?

kevstar · Dec 13, 2020

Turktowner said:
Reckon he has a shine for you buddy

Funny you say that..
My misses says a couple of the neighbours have a thing for me & (no its not men)
she says its obvious lol

Turktowner · Dec 13, 2020

kevstar said:
Funny you say that..
My misses says a couple of the neighbours have a thing for me & (no its not men)
she says its obvious lol

Good place to be. SWMBO gets funny about favours for her mates

She could always not ask me to help em...

Wimmins

doriz · Dec 13, 2020

Dunt know whether to watch Sicario 2

kevstar · Dec 13, 2020

Turktowner said:
How do you pronounce "gee, aitch, bee" up your way?

Im not sure how to pronounce that lol

Shimsteriom · Dec 13, 2020

Downgrading from a 40Mbit connection to 16Mbits has made no difference to me browsing experience in any way at all..... money well saved

Shimsteriom · Dec 13, 2020

doriz said:
Dunt know whether to watch Sicario 2

If you watch it then you'll know if it's worth watching.

doriz · Dec 13, 2020

Shimsteriom said:
If you watch it then you'll know if it's worth watching.

Seen a handful of time already grasshopper just got nowt else to do.

Stanleysteamer · Dec 13, 2020

kevstar said:
Funny you say that..
My misses says a couple of the neighbours have a thing for me & (no its not men)
she says its obvious lol

You seem to suffer more than most in this respect, do you get therapy for it? Mind you there is nothing like a throbbing EVO!

kevstar · Dec 13, 2020

Turktowner said:
Good place to be. SWMBO gets funny about favours for her mates
She could always not ask me to help em...
Wimmins

I always get volunteered to do stuff then she smirks & says be a good boy then bye then

Def90man · Dec 13, 2020

kevstar said:
I always get volunteered to do stuff then she smirks & says be a good boy then bye then

Have you considered she’s trying to get rid of you?

Wimblowdriver · Dec 13, 2020

Marmaduke said:
Nah, I've always loved fireworks and I've come out the closet and me doris is allowing me to indulge

Was you inspired by Bing Bang Benny? (Dandy comic 1950's). Goggle it if it was too early for you

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Shimsteriom · Dec 13, 2020

doriz said:
Seen a handful of time already grasshopper just got nowt else to do.

Try watching sumfin yoov not seen before.

Try Polar

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