We used to get loads of cars turning in the drive, they would drive up then realise there was no where
to go. Pizzes us right off, We have thin grey bins for glass & I used to fill it with water but cable tied
it so you couldnt open it fully & sit it at the front of the drive, driver jumps out to move the bin trys to
move it realises its heavy & try to open it (no chance:D) lol then grab & tilt it towards them an boom fkn soaked haha
Hilarious to watch when I was outside working on the landys.
A builder done it an jumped back in his van as if nowt had happened, fkn brill to watch :D:D
This gives me an idea for a prank to play on our sh!t neighbours, oooh, you terror!
 
Some of you ole duffers rock lockdown hair but not this callsign.
Just run the clippers over it. Did used to pay a burd to do this until I realised two haircuts would pay for a set of clippers!
Mind you, have been cutting other peeps hair ever since in boarding school the rules were so strict over hair length that we all used to cut each other's hair. We had to disguise its actual length for Monday tea time when the housemaster used to decide who to send off to Barber Evans, (yet another Evans eh @derwendolly ?)
One useful thing ex wife used to do was to cut my hair, she did it in the most unconventional way, but it worked.
You do need two mirrors though if you want to leave any length anywhere! Only the very top of my bonce is bald, and wifey calls me a convict if I use #2 everywhere. The very best sets have angles combs for doing the back and sides, around the ears!:)
 
Look at you flashing the steaks, hope you enjoyed em we got fish n chips delivered & threw out the
dishes boxes so no mess :D:D
If you can't eat a steak once in a while when you is retired, where is the fun in life! Anyway, went all James Matin with it, sliced it into thin strips and fried it with some courgettes, mushrooms, slices of french sausage, with garlic salt, and Italian herbs.. Oh and some home made croutons, poured a bit o brandy over it too. Larvely. Wifey had a salad. We often don't eat the same food, she don't like much cooked meat. I'll be doing roast pork today, she'll pick at a coupla very thin slices.:rolleyes:
 
Hmmmm...... well these were very cheap, so I am NOT expecting too much TBH, but there's enough to see me drill a few of my tap-drill and the like holes I hope.
I'm just a hobbyist so I can take my time and feed them slow and at the proper speed and not try to flog them to death at the wrong speed and wrong feed-rate. :)
I'm a tight git with drill bits too. Still have boxes I bought over 40 years ago. Used to sharpen em too.:rolleyes:
 
She even managed to get in the shed & bring the work benches & tools in ready. Of course she hid these in the front room where I don’t go in.
As for Christmas wrapping... nope
I am waiting for her to notice these doors are glazed so that people who walks past can now see through the house.
Shame she didn't hang the feckers while she was at it!
 

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