marjon said:
double lick for that Stanley did you get his name to report to the company and he can be fired:D Because "maybe his mate" sounds like bollocks to me.

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No, his mate was deffo there cos I saw the fat g!t sitting in the car.;)
If Hermes want to do anything they can cos they have enough detail to find him.:):)
If i'd asked for his name, he'd prolly have lied and if I asked for proof he could have just said he'd got none on him. I'd rather let his company do the biz. They won't be getting any more biz from us.;)
 
Wimblowdriver said:
Shifted all me granite slabs. Thats on top of the heavy furniture jockeyed around the house to suit the ongoing re-dec. So I is pooped. Order of the bath next followed by a whiskey or two. And me noo compooter reading specs have arrived and I can see what I has typed :D.
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Mate you has done well today, i've lifted nowt heavier than a Christmas card or a pen, mind you I seem to have lifted hundreds!
Yawn!
Note to self, get rid of some friends and relatives!;)
 
Turktowner said:
Yeah, tribbing. Thought you was a man of the world? Would boffing make more sense? :) She seems to be getting over it, yip is a dog :D
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Nope, I only move in this world!
Yip coulda bin a cat or a mongoose or whatever!
Anyway just googled Tribbing and boffing
Ooooh, matron!
Didn't DARE click on the links, but got the message just from the tiny bits you see on google!
(Might click on em later, much later, when wifey is abed!!)
 
Stanleysteamer said:
GUESS WHAT!!!!!?????
The g!t who picked up our parcel and dropped it off, at the side of a country dead end lane, turned up to deliver one this morning!:):):):):)
So of course I pitched into him. His Karen/fishwife of a mum got out of the car to join in.:rolleyes:
He had no idea what happened. Tw@t!:mad::mad::mad:
Eventually admitted that maybe his mate let it fall out of the car.:rolleyes:
Anyway it gave me great satisfaction to witness his discomfiture and to see Karen shut her ugly mush.:D:D:D

In view of the fact he really was totally normal until I started in on him, I think it was an honest mistake. but why, oh, why do these dickheads always have to have a mate or their mum along?:rolleyes:

Gave the rest to neighbour to send, they are on for a few botts this Xmas!!!:):):)
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Eye'm guessin they pulled over to organise the car and find the next parcels ter deliver un left some ont road side.
 
doriz said:
@Hippo used to speak of his little birdies, all very sedate.
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They av all fledgd. Eye fort there mite be sum more int roof ov me kitchin tuvva day. Eyvery time eye moved eye cud ere em int roof. After er bit eye reel eye'sd it wur me coat.

Eye assa bibbin who oops int gardun but he keep is distance un feeds next door. Need ter get rownd ter maykid me burd feeda but eye gottid too much uvva stuf ter do.
 
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My Old Landy said:
The deed is done, the future awaits :)
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WooHoo

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