Hub
Active Member
Thanks. I'm ill at the moment with a cold, headache, temperature, shivering etc. So I is oft to bed to keep warm.
I'm sorry to hear that. Get yerself a hot water botty, an' have yerself a long sleep. Hot toddy too might help? Can't drive under those conditions, so get better soon
THEengineer
whatever
Thanks. I'm ill at the moment with a cold, headache, temperature, shivering etc. So I is oft to bed to keep warm.
man up you wuss
Hippo
Lord Hippo
I is still getting betterer. Thanks for yer concern.man up you wuss
blackstrat
Well-Known Member
Maybe.. but he's still a deluded LZ Fender w@anker who thinks everyone else wants one too..THEengineer owns and drives a Freelander
Hippo
Lord Hippo
If we can convert the durdyist of tratterers then there's no hope for the rest of em.Maybe.. but he's still a deluded LZ Fender w@anker who thinks everyone else wants one too..
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blackstrat
Well-Known Member
Lol.. tbh now I've realised the numpties really do feel superior I'm even more pleased I sold my uber-ghey 90 with it's monster Insa Turbo testicle substitutes, phallus bars and +2" cock extention..If we can convert the durdyist of tratterers then there's no hope for the rest of em.
Hippo
Lord Hippo
Lol.. tbh now I've realised the numpties really do feel superior I'm even more pleased I sold my uber-ghey 90 with it's monster Insa Turbo testicle substitutes, phallus bars and +2" cock extention..
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Hippo
Lord Hippo
Picture this:How did yer spread this fever? Own up? Did yer sneeze in the tea?
Yer sat in yer biscuit tin in traffic with the fumes from the vehicle by yer side seeping in where other vehicles have seals. After 10 mins frost bite is beginning to set in. You reach for yer torch so yer can find the heater controls. Turn the heater on and it makes no difference. Yer revs the engine a bit in the hope it will warm up the heater but it just makes yer headache worse. Yer pigs in a mood and life as a tratterer is too much to bear. Yer pull yer coat arm over yer hand and begin to try to clear the windscreen. As yer begin to see ahead you remember there's a blue Freelander in front. Still clearing the windscreen yer begin to curse the cold weather. Yer pig looks at the Freelander and ses "that's got a rear heated window. And heated seats. And a heater that works."
And the rest is history. Or for those that haven't done it yet, the future. Freelandering is the way forward.
