Shimsteriom
Master Procrastinator
Morning all.
Me broadband is still down.
Me broadband is still down.
I bet he's lookin' forward to Chrismus.Me watta buts be fulld un ova flowin so eye emptyd arf ov won ov em. They is luvvin the return ov winta. Edgar got p*ssd onnit yesdi thar be so much rayn.
He be tu yeers old ut crispmus. Won yeer int forest un one wiv me. He's anti tree lites as e says they is takki un spoil is gud luks.I bet he's lookin' forward to Chrismus.
Oh my God, you're a milk tanker driver, from the school of HGV for the Criminally Insane?Pah, you want to come collecting milk especially in the snow
Did we eva find out what was p!ssin you off yesserday?Eye bin choppin terday. Eye bin butchair fer tu cow un tu lams fer muvva ippo. Eye bin choppin ut saynsberrys anorl. Me bleepa went wrong. Screen stopped wukkin when tutched it wiv me paw. Eye gorra nuvva un they moowd me choppin owva. Eye be owpin the fekers wud strip surch me as eye filmd me choppin list but they be not. Last time eye moovd bleepa eye be surched
Typical camping weather! ...and you're making your camping trailer. Makes perfic sense!Morning all...
Surprize its raining No wind we got battered last night& my canvas on my make shift tent
has been ripped in half Now I'll need to find another lorry canvas.
Taking the sankey to the unit & start to make my camping trailer.
Take care everyone & have a nice day.
They bin tellin me the wrong fings ont purpus so eye gets messed erbowt. Un purrin pressur ont me ter wuk arder as fings be delayd becus they put me ont furlow. Un they is twots.Did we eva find out what was p!ssin you off yesserday?
Have ya dunnit yet?Now I have to put shelves up and do some rewiring.
Thats like a paid vacation isn't it?They bin tellin me the wrong fings ont purpus so eye gets messed erbowt. Un purrin pressur ont me ter wuk arder as fings be delayd becus they put me ont furlow. Un they is twots.
We don't race around pal, we deliver milk not blood.... All our vehicles are tracked and the company is introducing a gps speeding policy. Our artics are 200k+Oh my God, you're a milk tanker driver, from the school of HGV for the Criminally Insane?
Yes, we know you have to work fast but still!
Mustn't tar you all with the same brush (OOOH can it say that now?)but when I lived in Devon at the bottom of a steep narrow road, we all waited until the milk tanker had passed of a morning before setting off up it into Exeter
And in France they're the same. Once followed one, towing a trailer as well, in my lightly loaded Disco 1 300tdi, tried like heck to keep up with him and barely managed it.
You must have some stories to tell!
Yes. Reduced pay to 80% ov wot eye normally urn. Can't wurk for anyone else as boris was paying. Kerching. Fink it was 10 or 11 weeks.Thats like a paid vacation isn't it?