Ah bin wuk. Ah did full day but only did arf wuk. Ah dunt no ow eye did five full days befor. Am feked. Ah did go bed layt.

Gorrome ter find me mowa as bin talkin ter me chop sor. Me sor as bin int bak ov ma ippo ferrabit un as teld mowa e bin oat places like choppin un trips ter countree side wiv me. Me mowa be upset as e int bin oat. Ffs.

So eye tuk me mowa over duck pond ter feed ducks. E wur appi wiv this but wontid ter cut grass rand pond. Ah sed we need lectric but int gottid enuf caybul ter get there. Yer cant carry lectric int choppin bags.

When e got bak eye put is new caybul ont. New caybul be fikka so it wunt go frew clampin bit so eye joynd ole caybul ter new wiv chockblok. It wukd ok so i let me mowa oat int bak garden ter cut me grass. Eye cud ear im garn tup un darn gardun un fings be ok. Then all went qwhyut un thar be showtin. It luks like me mowa un edgar av bin arguein fer sumtime. Edgar wos laffin ut is new yella caybul un me mowa tuk o'fence un charged ut edgar. It wur luky is caybul be not long enuf un pulled oat. It be luky or edgar be wud chip. Eye will after keep an eye ont em int fuchair.

Nite.
I suggest an anger management course for mowa.;):)
 
Morning All :D
Lovely day here right now. :)
Morning "stuff" all done, scanning the paper and wondering how I shall fit the new water valves for the fridge-freezer water & ice dispenser when the connection to the incoming mains is "different"??? :confused:
Never mind, I will resolve it eventually.
You all have a great day! :D
 
Ah bin wuk. Ah did full day but only did arf wuk. Ah dunt no ow eye did five full days befor. Am feked. Ah did go bed layt.

Gorrome ter find me mowa as bin talkin ter me chop sor. Me sor as bin int bak ov ma ippo ferrabit un as teld mowa e bin oat places like choppin un trips ter countree side wiv me. Me mowa be upset as e int bin oat. Ffs.

So eye tuk me mowa over duck pond ter feed ducks. E wur appi wiv this but wontid ter cut grass rand pond. Ah sed we need lectric but int gottid enuf caybul ter get there. Yer cant carry lectric int choppin bags.

When e got bak eye put is new caybul ont. New caybul be fikka so it wunt go frew clampin bit so eye joynd ole caybul ter new wiv chockblok. It wukd ok so i let me mowa oat int bak garden ter cut me grass. Eye cud ear im garn tup un darn gardun un fings be ok. Then all went qwhyut un thar be showtin. It luks like me mowa un edgar av bin arguein fer sumtime. Edgar wos laffin ut is new yella caybul un me mowa tuk o'fence un charged ut edgar. It wur luky is caybul be not long enuf un pulled oat. It be luky or edgar be wud chip. Eye will after keep an eye ont em int fuchair.

Nite.
Yer muss be mindvul uv mowers, my ansum. Em can be moas resentful implement int shed an be vuzzy buggers anorl. Us boys ev mower now as be jeluz uv roses an 'er will 'tack em wivvoat warnin. Us keep 'er onna zhort leash cuz er be pedrol mower zo untrustworvy. Yer as mai zympaphy, tiddun eazy keepun orl zweet wen yer as vuzzy masheens.
 
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Look out speshully for Lieutenant Colonel Nate Sassaman and Waleed Nesyif.
 
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Why do people keep asking me "How much for a trim mate?"
 

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