I had a mate was a taxi driver.
After a night out he'd buy two fully loaded donners on the way home and leave one in his pocket for breakfast.
He weren't Turkish neever.

But he WAS a fat bastid :D

I've never understood this unwritten rule that you have to be sozzled to eat a kebab - I ain't had one for years, as my body is a mosque, but they are nice.
 
I am on Lock down, i would not travel to Cirencester unless there was any good bumming hot spots on the way. Could you send me that list of ones you frequent i lost it last time i was out with you cruising.

I'm only trying to help @Hicap phill who is likely to eat on his own. As you are no stranger to an inflatable partner I thought you could help him out...has he PM'd you?
 
I'm only trying to help @Hicap phill who is likely to eat on his own. As you are no stranger to an inflatable partner I thought you could help him out...has he PM'd you?
Not yet and inflatables are not my thing anymore. Not after that amazing bumming session i had with you. You made me realise it is not wrong to have someone elses poop on my willy.
 
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