The Met Office forecast for NOW says less than 5% chance of rain. The sky has gorn black and it is pi55ing down. How can they keep getting it so wrong? Haven't they got windows to look out of? 
Worry not, remember they are just about to spend a few more million of our money on a new computer so all will be solved. Perfection!The Met Office forecast for NOW says less than 5% chance of rain. The sky has gorn black and it is pi55ing down. How can they keep getting it so wrong? Haven't they got windows to look out of?
Their last confuser must have got damaged during the floods when they predicted a drought
I understand that the new one will have one fewer 'button' as they plan on removing the 'GUESSWHAT' one.Their last confuser must have got damaged during the floods when they predicted a drought
Hippo
Lord Hippo
They got it right then. Water in the sky passing over you. It has a certain chance of falling. It won't guarantee to fall on yer.The Met Office forecast for NOW says less than 5% chance of rain. The sky has gorn black and it is pi55ing down. How can they keep getting it so wrong? Haven't they got windows to look out of?
DevonGuy
Well-Known Member
Us boys Hippo (bestest 4x4 in the hole whirl evva) wud've managed fluddin without trouble but wud still not uv got us places safe fer dugs. Twere zafer ter go upstreem a few miles zo watter wuz lower. What appens layder remains tu be zeen!Afraid to say that I did drive through two closed road signs, fortunately I do know the areas and the floods very well so deemed it sensible to just raise my suspension and drive through the lowest point of the non-flowing waters - the tide must have changed so the downstream flood plains were starting to flow onwards thus stopping our 'overspills' from flowing. They are now at the point where they stop, hold their breath and then return to the emptying streams and rivers. It will all start again in a few hours.
This is upstream!! I live up in the 'ills where the water be made, the trouble is that there are many springs making lots of little streams all flowing down the 'ills to join their bigger brother who, in turn, join 'is even bigger brothers! They all then elbow their way to join the big boy who eventually flows to the sea! The trouble comes when the tide comes up the river and a big punch-up commences and the empty plains flood waiting for the tide to go back out to sea and take the waiting water with it.
We do not get flooding very often on our plains but the land is just unable to take any more as the water table is full to bursting! Then they have to release some of the water in the dam and ….. well, you know what 'appens then.
What's the flooding like at Newgale?'Twas getting cabin fever from being in the workshops too long so decided to go to Camrose..
for that Fresh sea air..
'Tis a bit rainy but still nice
But did you enjoy your day?Had a day spannering on my 2a and strewth I ache
Marmaduke
Well-Known Member
Another day closer to getting it back on the roadBut did you enjoy your day?
It's nice to work in something that you don't have to rush to finish. Shame I've still got a shed load more to do 
Henry_b
Think outside, no box required.
'twas over 17 minutes ago!
Shimsteriom
Master Procrastinator
Say what now... ?
Henry_b
Think outside, no box required.
Leap day 'tis ova!!
Shimsteriom
Master Procrastinator
When?Leap day 'tis ova!!
