LiftedFreelander
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well you know as well as I do, Land Rovers, Like girls, like it rough
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Bloke from Dorset
well you know as well as I do, Land Rovers, Like girls, like it rough
Ah, the Texan girls. When I was out in the US in '98/99 Custom Harvesting, I discovered that Texan girls had a habit of dropping their knickers quite easily. Had something to do with my being British apparently.
Welcome to the loony zone fella
LiftedFreelander
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Ah, the Texan girls. When I was out in the US in '98/99 Custom Harvesting, I discovered that Texan girls had a habit of dropping their knickers quite easily. Had something to do with my being British apparently.
Welcome to the loony zone fella
I've met some that were really easy, doesn't mean I did them all... lol
I prefer to work at it though.
I dated a girl for 5 months and she cheated on me because I wouldn't have sex with her, I wanted to wait. Since her, I haven't been with anyone. I'm tired of the Bull****.
LiftedFreelander
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oh yeah, she was really pretty when I was with her, but she's fat now, makes me laugh I saw her at a light one day when I got my new bike, I was in my jacket, and dark tinted visor on my helmet so I got up next to her, rev'ved she looked over and I flipped her off and she still doesn't know it was me.
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Bloke from Dorset
Sounds like you found that a particularly satisfying moment, especially as shes fat now...
Are there many Land Rovers about in the Lone Star state these days? I remember loads of pickups, big V8s with straight through pipes (no mufflers) and the Dodge Ram as being the one to have.
LiftedFreelander
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I hate Dodges. I'm a Ford guy. I've got 4 Mustangs lol
my dad and I each have a Land Rover, After Ford bought them it seemed as if more were showing up.
Starting to see them all over the place now.
There is a 1974 Series that I want to buy right here in Midland but the guy won't sell it.
my dad and I each have a Land Rover, After Ford bought them it seemed as if more were showing up.
Starting to see them all over the place now.
There is a 1974 Series that I want to buy right here in Midland but the guy won't sell it.
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Bloke from Dorset
So, is the only reason you own a Land Rover is because Ford owned them?
And would you buy another one if the owners turned out to be Indian (and I dont mean native americans)
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Bloke from Dorset
So going by those wise words, Custer was using Pajeros then..........
LiftedFreelander
New Member
I've liked Land Rover since day one, as long as Tata doesn't screw them up I'd buy several more Land Rovers
Yella:
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We didn't fight the Indians there. It was originally a Mission for Indians, but that's not who we fought.
It's all good though because Texas kicked their ass and we were our own country for 9 years. I wish we still were.
LiftedFreelander
New Member
Imagine if the Texans had assault rifles like they do now, those 3000 mexicans wouldn't stand a chance to those 200 or so Texans.
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Bloke from Dorset
yella
New Member
yeah, leaving all the nationals that are not very bright unemployed, thus making us pay fer em in our taxes. yeah, aint we all laughing
LiftedFreelander
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They beat us at the Battle of the Alamo which was 3000 mexican soldiers vs less than 200 Texas militia.
The War for Texas Independance we obviously won
