so if she says:
i pulled up to let this fat fcuking lorry driver pull out, as i was sat there texting my friend, this twaat in a (place car make/model here) decided he was gunna play the cuunt and go round me, i gave him three rounds of fuucks as he passed me and went sraight under the fat bstard lorry!! oh i pssed myself laughing. when i got out of my car, still pssing myself may i add, he called me a whore and a slag!! cheeky scrawny fooker!
i was distressed, felt threatened and harrased your honour by this cnut!
will she get section 5 complaint against her?