Treacle we require, by law I might add, a picture of your magnificent breasts.
The approved pic must contain your aforementioned fun bags, your land rover - even if it is a gaylander - and a bloody big smile.
Your current membership of this fine site is indeed only temporary until such time as I have reviewed the picture alone in a darkened room for at least 25 minutes. If the outcome is satisfactory then you will automatically be accepted as a full member, a full member is required for full membership.
25 minutes?! You bloody wish sunshine. The door won't even have swung shut before a loud scream and a tidal wave of mad monk cascades all over the place