tugumafu
New Member
Yes did that dont know what happened. Probably because i deleted the irrelavant stuff.
but dunt i need the bottle to be able to capture the gas that will be produced. and if i int got the bottle then the 'gas' water will get mixed up with me coffee water, and i might end up with more energy than i need to boil me kettle and no water left fer me coffee. so ah think i'll stick with stickin a small bottle in me kettle along side me coffee water.
i could talk a feed of the kettle electric supply to make me gas, then use the gas to boil water to make steam that could then power a small steam turbine. i could then use the resultant electrickle energy produced to suplement the mains lectric which powers me kettle, there by boiling me kettle quicker
tugumafu
New Member
Too much Fooking messing if you ask me. Try a conventional kettle.
ffs lad! its called progress, if i can boil me kettle quicker and get me coffee faster by using water to boil me kettle then i'll have a smaller carbon footprint, save energy, save the wales and not suffer from caffene withdrawal nor have to do cold turkey while waiting for me kettle to boil.
just think of the saving in me lectric bills and of course i'll be paying less VAT on me lectric so my tax bill will also be smaller.
its gort a be a good thing.
once i have me gas producing bottle in place and connected to me steam turbine , all i will have to do is switch on me kettle as normal. and fill up the little bottle every fortnight or so.
so yer see after the initial set up the amount of messing about will be minimal.
tugumafu
New Member
Wouldnt bother if i was you they find something else to focking tax you on.
tugumafu
New Member
Sounds just like slobs kettle that.
but that don't matter as i'll patent me water powered kettle and makes millions from the world wide sales of it. it could become more famous than 'george forman's grill' or ' frank bruno's toaster'
even folk in remote areas with no power supply could use them so the nomadic tribes of arabia could have coffee where ever and when ever they want.
**** boy as yer landy engine is burning hydrocarbon fuel and therefore producing water in the process yer could capture the water escaping out yer exhaust and use that to boil yer kettle while driving along , that way yer coffee will be ready as soon as you stop.
tugumafu
New Member
Fook me. yer right. Could end third world as we know it. Call the press and the patent office
hang on while i collect the sweat from me arm pit. i can use that to power me phone
corse - yu cud always use a wind up fone and save the sweat fur ya motor.
tugumafu
New Member
yeah. Salt might ruin the phone.
nah! ave designed a water powered de-salination plant so i can use de-salinated sweat fer me phone
thats a good idea Daft, if only i could find a way to harness the power of wind ups i'd be able to solve the world's energy problems just by tappin into LZ
tugumafu
New Member
Plenty of fooking wind up's on ere.
Bushtoy
Well-Known Member
well then, 'sted o moaning n bitchin in here, feck orf and doit....make LZ sum dosh, become a billionaire, retire to the arctic
am too busy working on me water powered kettle, am trying to incorperate a device which will collect the steam that escapes out the spout and feeds it into me little bottle so yer dunt every need to fill it up. you would then be left with a kettle yer fill up as normal and yer wint ever need to worry about the little bottle
