S slob Well-Known Member Feb 18, 2006 #61 i knew a drawf that fell in a cement mixer..he came out a wee hard man
GRUNT Well-Known Member Feb 18, 2006 #62 Hey I just realised that picture I posted says attached thumbnails above it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Are they taking the **** out of my disability or what???????????????????????????? The bastards
Hey I just realised that picture I posted says attached thumbnails above it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Are they taking the **** out of my disability or what???????????????????????????? The bastards
GRUNT Well-Known Member Feb 18, 2006 #64 I knew a bloke who only had one leg. D'you know what car he drove??????? An allegro.
Grippa New Member Feb 18, 2006 #65 Disability Discrimination Act 2002, look it up, where there's blaim there's a claim...........Were you DEEPLY offended Gruntman?
Disability Discrimination Act 2002, look it up, where there's blaim there's a claim...........Were you DEEPLY offended Gruntman?
S slob Well-Known Member Feb 18, 2006 #66 i knew a bloke with no legs...............he got arrested for arseing about
Grippa New Member Feb 18, 2006 #68 I knew a girl with no legs once, chucked her cos' I got fed up with cleaning the carpets...........How offensive is that?
I knew a girl with no legs once, chucked her cos' I got fed up with cleaning the carpets...........How offensive is that?
Wesley Pegden Well-Known Member Feb 18, 2006 #70 I bet she stuck to the kitchen floor like a suction cup !!!!!!!!!!!!!!. Regards WP.
S slob Well-Known Member Feb 18, 2006 #72 slob said: i knew a bloke with no legs...............he got arrested for arseing about Click to expand... he was gonna plead innocent but his lawyer said he didn't have a leg to stand on
slob said: i knew a bloke with no legs...............he got arrested for arseing about Click to expand... he was gonna plead innocent but his lawyer said he didn't have a leg to stand on
Grippa New Member Feb 18, 2006 #73 Farny you should say that Wes, she's been useful in more than one reglaze!
GRUNT Well-Known Member Feb 18, 2006 #74 Did you here about the woman with no legs? she won a car in a strawberry picking competition. The jammy ****.
Did you here about the woman with no legs? she won a car in a strawberry picking competition. The jammy ****.
S slob Well-Known Member Feb 18, 2006 #75 right y'awl lets see how many animals you can find in a pair of wimins tights..here's yer starter for ten two calfs
right y'awl lets see how many animals you can find in a pair of wimins tights..here's yer starter for ten two calfs
Grippa New Member Feb 18, 2006 #79 Guy going door to door doing a survey. "s'cuse me Madam, what pad do you use?" "I use a Brillo pad"................"hmm, we've got a bright c*nt here!"
Guy going door to door doing a survey. "s'cuse me Madam, what pad do you use?" "I use a Brillo pad"................"hmm, we've got a bright c*nt here!"