no no no make that 3 days and today she passed her first mot with me. I was so happy I jumped in the air and nearly knocked my boss out, shame I MISSED really, wouldve been a good excuse.

Area manager: And so why did you punch your line manager in the head Simon.

ME: well actually it was cos me landy passed her test today but two faced gits like you with posh company cars wouldnt unnerstand that anyway, z z z z z z z z alarm clock ringing........