Mark L
Well-Known Member
OI, no virgin here and you forgot body of a god
Your chat up lines certainly won't work on me, nipper...
OI, no virgin here and you forgot body of a god
I'm happy to add a portion of chips and make it a threesome.
I can tell you aint sampled my missus's cooking.cake is cake:tea:
Talking of tech help..... hows your landy coming on?
Bristol and west is only 4 months off
I'd be happy to let you make me tiffin or lemon drizzle cake.
OI, no virgin here and you forgot body of a god
Body of a god! Shame its BuddhaOI, no virgin here and you forgot body of a god
Sheep and ur hand don't count :look:
Yeah, atlas, ya fat b****d.
Atlas, I'll take that one as a compliment as he was the geezer that held up the world
Your chat up lines certainly won't work on me, nipper...
fecking slow coach
Nipper, ain't head that in a long time
Sheep and ur hand don't count :look:
Even with sheep, more pussy than you how's that wing doing on eBay?
W**k
Why do I feel like I'm being bullied here? Bastids!
If its a smart phone there may be an app available
"freelander dash phone eject for female's" or similar??