Ear fflump wits a merkin,,,It's a merkin!
Who me or the plank,,,It's a merkin!
errrrr,,,, hello dtz a no that, thats why a said plank,,,,,, a just want tae no wit hes on aboot,,FFS RSM72... Merkins come from Merka... geddit?
Aw ok then,,You might... but it's a fair shoe in that the septic needed it explaining again - but they alluz get narky if they have to have the bleedin' obvious pointed out to 'em so I choosed you instead.