the other day some one asked me what I look for in a woman. I told em.


















DISTANCE!!!! The more there is the better I like em.
 
Aye just seen you in the gaylander bit windin em up. They'll get a cob on have a tantrum and then have a bad hair day for a week.
 
the only drawback wearin' me kilt is, when i'm oot playin' elmer fudd, the ticks huv a nasty habit of gettin' intae the sweaty bits in the summer:eek: :D
 

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