Please stop using my bargaining methods they are patented.
I thought you offered Midget Gems? He might still go for those.
I thought you offered Midget Gems? He might still go for those.
@RandyW: if the car is worth keeping on the road then I'm almost tempted to do it. But (and best will in the world here) getting down there, towing it back, fixing it up and then selling it again (I've nowhere to put it) means I'd not be able to offer very little. Last one we did we barely made the cost of the parts we spent on it getting it back on the road. Although it was quite fun (on the whole) fixing it up.
Much better if a member here can help you fix it and then sell it yourself. Unless you really like Wine Gums ... or possibly Midget Gems.
Much better if a member here can help you fix it and then sell it yourself. Unless you really like Wine Gums ... or possibly Midget Gems.
True but Wine gums or Midget gems are included in the bartering patent. As are part eaten Mars bars and Kit Kats in order to enhance the value of the transaction. Alan has been known to offer used but washed and re rolled condoms as an extra incentive. Although they are not much use unless you are a donkey.
True but Wine gums or Midget gems are included in the bartering patent. As are part eaten Mars bars and Kit Kats in order to enhance the value of the transaction. Alan has been known to offer used but washed and re rolled condoms as an extra incentive. Although they are not much use unless you are a donkey.
I heard his condoms tend to split where he used a razor blade to thin the material down to get a better crease when ironing.
tomcat59alan
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Hey, I resemble both of those remarks.
Do you mean gefickt? Deutsch lernen zu sprechen, die Filter nicht verstehen Deutsch. EG:- Ich habe gerade ein paar Range Rover Kondome gesehen. Anscheinend sie brechen, wenn Sie sie am meisten brauchen, und dann bist du total gefickt.
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tomcat59alan
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Get off Google Translate Tony.
So you found a way to bypass the censor, bet he's gefickt now.
Get off Google Translate Tony.
Good innit, pity it doesn't do scouse and geordie.
tomcat59alan
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And Suvern.Good innit, pity it doesn't do scouse and geordie.
Just picked up my mate's c/head after skimming and pressure testing, his son borrowed the car (Disco) and cooked it. Had 40 thou taken off to get it level
And Suvern.
40 thou is pretty twisted. Yeah if anyone from down souf writes in translate. It comes up with "Recognisable text must be entered". Or "Please refer to Google gibberish".
kevwill
Active Member
Cheeky ziege schicker40 thou is pretty twisted. Yeah if anyone from down souf writes in translate. It comes up with "Recognisable text must be entered". Or "Please refer to Google gibberish".
Cheeky ziege schicker
If that was supposed to be old goat you will see what i was referring to.
Ja.
tomcat59alan
Well-Known Member
Or Greek.
