I've rigged my exhaust pipe so that it vents from the the middle of the steering wheel directly into my face - for a bit of extra heat on these chilly mornings. I feel quite embarrassed about it really. I might have to boot the windscreen out to redress the balance.

And maybe remove the tyres from their hubs to restore that gritty ride quality.

You're right. We've gone soft. We need another war.
 
we have not gone soft at all can we put your gaylander in between 2 fenders and pull it apart,i want to see if the doors fall off first or if it snaps in half bloody puffs wagon
 

Dont tell anyone will you, but we are after creating wolves in sheeps clothing. The purpose of this dastardly plot is to make other Landy owners think they can follow us, and strand them forever in a muddy bog ;););)

I have already added carpet and a radio you can hear, next is the paint job (see below :eek:) and fluffy seat covers. But all of this bling is to distract you from the mud tyres, diff guards, steering guards and other tough stuff which are being fitted under cover of darkness and disguised with mud and horse ****.

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whats actually going on is all tratter peeps are spring cleaning and spruicing up their workhorses for the coming years graft ( we can because theyve served us all well during last year )

unlike the fairies in the Freelander section who are doing repairs such as putting the doors back on because they got wet and failing to understand why the rear door wont open with the key fob rather than use the fcukin key
and BTW i hear youve been repainting your gaylander aswell :kettlepot:

I washed my hippo for the first time this year at the weekend. Used me jet washer and the doors din't fall oft. Pink suits you. Is that your Freelander? :p

Don't mind BoB, we just keep him around for the amusement of wondering what ****e he'll come out with next:rolleyes::rolleyes::D:D:D:D
Wonder if he still earns 80k per year but chooses not to if he doesn't feel like it. :rolleyes:

Nah, your one of the helpful tratterers and welcome in the Freelander section. :tea:
 
I've rigged my exhaust pipe so that it vents from the the middle of the steering wheel directly into my face - for a bit of extra heat on these chilly mornings. I feel quite embarrassed about it really. I might have to boot the windscreen out to redress the balance.

And maybe remove the tyres from their hubs to restore that gritty ride quality.

You're right. We've gone soft. We need another war.
Well done. You could also fit a Freelander heater matrix. They're known for being quite warm.
 
My VCU int very well at the moment. Tis one of them things. One day you tratterers will realise there's a VCU in yer transfer box yer din't know about. :boink: :pound:
 
Dont tell anyone will you, but we are after creating wolves in sheeps clothing. The purpose of this dastardly plot is to make other Landy owners think they can follow us, and strand them forever in a muddy bog ;););)

I have already added carpet and a radio you can hear, next is the paint job (see below :eek:) and fluffy seat covers. But all of this bling is to distract you from the mud tyres, diff guards, steering guards and other tough stuff which are being fitted under cover of darkness and disguised with mud and horse ****.

suew-albums-1-picture12733-pink4.jpg
 

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