yes she beats me. if i do anything that she doesn't like she beats me. she has even tied me up and locked me in the cupboard under the stair. anyway i took her and the freelander to the seaside, we drove on the beach and guess what???? SHE got it stuck so i told her to stay in it while i went for help. i went to the pub for an hour and when i got back the paramedics were giving her heart massage the silly cow had sat in the thing till the tide came in.
good news the freelander is dead
bad news she isn't
i think i'll use the insurance money to hire a hit man then buy a defender with the wife's life insurance
dave freelanderless
 
i had to marry her or her and her sister were gonna beat me every day til i did and i can't divorce her cos she'll get real angry and beat me some more..
and she want the money for the freelander that i've already paid to a hitman.
so you could say i'm up paddle creek without a watsit!
dave
 
Freelander Dave

I know someone(not me at all) who could take her sailing for a weekend. Someone going overboard at night is just a tragic accident.
If I had disposed of my wife when I first met her I would be out by now

tcg
 
My old father had a saying............. oh bollocks (no thats not the saying that was me)I can't be arsed.
 
I can see why you would want a "real landrover" make you look a bit tougher in front of the wife .. ha ha ha .. just friendly banter!:) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :)

freelanders for ever!
 
thats not funny.. i wouldn't make love to her at christmas and she threated to stand on my n@b with her high heels so i had to pork the fat bitch. man even that mike tyson would run from her
 
You must log in or register to reply here.

Similar threads

V
Have been wanting a Land Rover since Born Free in the 70's
Replies
4
Views
707
Freddie17
Freddie17
O
Hello from a recent first-time Landy owner!
Replies
5
Views
403
Knappster
Knappster
Z
Hello all
Replies
9
Views
598
Zanusi
Z
B
WANTED - Help Sourcing Genuine Land Rover Snorkel
Replies
0
Views
145
Bowler 90
B
Shannon Sprout
Newbie Sprout
Replies
4
Views
356
brianp38dse
brianp38dse