Bit harsh there, Beasty.
I don't really understand what you mean by that line about my wanting advice - isn't the sharing of advice one of the things that this site is meant to promote?
Apart from the world-class advice that's always available, one of the things that sets this forum apart from any other is the humour and pi55-taking that's involved. I'm sure it's part of the reason why so many of us keep coming back.
I don't know if you're offended or annoyed by my taking the pi55 out of my own initial stupidity (re the 50 posts shenanigans), but if I have offended you or anyone else, then I apologise unreservedly.