Mi whippets gorra black belt in eccy thump but then it is from Lancashire. I've gorra blackbelt in being double rock 'ard an no faggot frittens me nor mi whippet nor mi ferrets niether.
I don't want this venison going to waste!
I've been sharpening my "Sgian Dubh". Just for Limp Noodles benefit, this is a small sharp hunting knife, pronounced "Skeen Dooh".
Perfect for lopping off those shrivelled little excuses he has for balls.
Calm down lad. dunt want ya gitting eggcited before the big fight. and dunt forget it's Hull rules, none of dis marked the queensfairy ****e just hit **** wid the biggest brick ya can find.