we dont mind yer makin a tw@t of yersel.
But I thought you had exclusivity?
You must be berking come to the T*O*S*S*E*R*S do, and welcome ter the mad house
OI!
yu cant invite anybody willi nilli - yu int a T*O*S*S*E*R! - Our trips are "by invitation only" and to become a tru T*O*S*S*E*R involves long and arduous initiation rites (mainly involving Grippa) - but then yu will find that out when yu become his, errr, "passenger"!
Ahh I like the wun about the lady in red
S'funny you should mention that. Ah have a rather amoosin story abart a pig ugly tranny an' that song........................& it int got nuffink ter do wiv Pikey.